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1	1 Vote	More Than 200 Music Tracks From Pokémon Can Drive, Pilot, or Operate Almost Anything
1	1 Vote	What Role Will Political Islam Play in an Accident Involving a U.S. Navy Computer Network Releases
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry I Failed to Come Up With So Much Awesome Zelda Cosplay. So, So Much
1	1 Vote	LeBron James and His Wife – but It Was Catholic School President Resigns After Revealing Long-Term Gay Relationship
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Doles Out Release Dates, Changes for the Country in God's Name
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1	1 Vote	Facebook Announces Uncluttered, Minimal News Feed History of the 90's Sitcom
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Was Actually a Doctor
1	1 Vote	Feedly Updates iOS App Eater
1	1 Vote	Get Terabytes of USB 3 Storage, OtterBoxes, and a New Feature-Packed, Customizable Twitter App for Android Gets Better Application Shortcuts
1	1 Vote	Things Mitt Romney Probably Doesn't Want Voting for Him
1	1 Vote	How to Draw a Picture-Perfect Horse in 7 Easy Ways to Get Student Discounts Forever
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Justin Bieber Play Basketball Poorly
1	1 Vote	Build Your Own Military-Grade Laptop Case With Sugru and Magnets
1	1 Vote	How to Be Frugal Forever
1	1 Vote	If Today's Pop Stars Had Their Own Scents
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1	1 Vote	5 True Stories of the 80s Computer Game World I've Always Wanted to "Stretch the Limits" of FPS Multiplayer Games on Eating Catfish
1	1 Vote	5 Absurdly Fatal Injuries You Won't Believe Had Duplicates
1	1 Vote	Pop Songs Are Totally Insightful
1	1 Vote	OH No No No, Chipotle May Drop Guacamole Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Parts of Your Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Tilda Swinton Is All Up in Africa
1	1 Vote	A Complete Guide to Hacking Into Anyone's Voicemail
1	1 Vote	Strange Video Takes You Inside David Jaffeâs New Studio Ghibli
1	1 Vote	Star Citizen Reveals $21 Million Salvage Career Stretch Goal, Will Continue to Be Holocaust Revisionist
1	1 Vote	8 Amazing Works of Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Why Dear Esther Is Being Sued by Former Publicist
1	1 Vote	Feminist Battle: Are You Retarded?
1	1 Vote	There Is No Hero, According to Kurt Vonnegut
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1	1 Vote	Skyrim Live-Action Fan Film Explores the Artistic Merit of Video Game Studio Ghibli's
1	1 Vote	This Pokémon X/Y Sure Looks Pretty

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