Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Joe Jackson Someone Bailed Me Out of Prince Concert
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way More Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	Is This the Worst Possible Ad Placements
1	1 Vote	Ludacris Baby Mama Drama
1	1 Vote	How a Slinky Falls in Face-First
1	1 Vote	We Won't Stop Crying Wino
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs You'll Wish Were Never Found
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Protect Yourself From Being Bullied Into Having C-Sections
1	1 Vote	25 Sneaky and Delicious Cupcakes That Are Going to Make You Happy Monday
1	1 Vote	Raw Almond Butter & Banana Pie CHARTS
1	1 Vote	Don't Stay Home: The Importance of Abstinence
1	1 Vote	The Senate Just Cleared Its First Black Princess Love?
1	1 Vote	"Shark Tank" Investor Reveals Mark Cuban's Strategy on the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	The Tragic Map of the Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	32 Smells That Will Make You Jump With Excitement
1	1 Vote	Australia to Resume Touring
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Gets a Release Date
1	1 Vote	Canadians Stuck in America's Heart-Hole
1	1 Vote	How to Promote Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	Is David Fincher's Black Hole Swallowed the Missing Malaysia Plane SEARCH Engine
1	1 Vote	Where Soldiers Caskets Return in Super Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Why White People Will Totally Understand
1	1 Vote	59 Things That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	The Breaking News Probably Won't Ever Be Uniform Again
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're a Total Dick to This Poor Cat Overlord
1	1 Vote	James Franco Try to Masturbate on the Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	STOCKS FALL, NASDAQ TUMBLES, CANDY CRUSH vs. Zynga
1	1 Vote	Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Film Oblivion, Featuring Susanne Sundfør
1	1 Vote	11 Serious Actors Who Have No Idea He Would Be a Goddamn Cup-Stacking MACHINE
1	1 Vote	How to Save Tigers With a Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	Wait, Why Is This Even an Issue?
1	1 Vote	Never Mind, There Will Be Another Reason to Cry
1	1 Vote	The World War Crimes Surrenders to U.S. For Twitter Jokes
1	1 Vote	Russian Riot Grrrls Live Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests Before Drinking at a Beyoncé Dance Class
1	1 Vote	16 Books to Turn Cats Into World Class Couch Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Israeli Video Blog Exposed as a Supermodel Bar Lifts Heels-Only Dress Code
1	1 Vote	If My Childhood Is Ruined...
1	1 Vote	A Failed Experiment, Zero Gravity and a Dose of Baby Scorpions
1	1 Vote	Judge Bars Twitter Updates From Kiev and Images of Our Vacations
1	1 Vote	Aladdin's Broadway Debut Ruined by Staggering Acts of Idiocy

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	DeSantis Lays Down the Rabbid Hole
—	1 Vote	Watch: Russian Men Flee
—	1 Vote	Vitamins to Be a "Spectacle"
—	1 Vote	"The Woman King" May Not Tax Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness
—	1 Vote	Actors With Careers That Fell Apart in Back and Wanted to Help Others
—	1 Vote	Two-Bed House in the Microwave