Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rich Maniac Still Wants to Build Titanfall's Giant Mech
1	1 Vote	How to Snag All the Presidents Grandchildren
1	1 Vote	Poll: Do You Want to 3D Print?
1	1 Vote	Why People Hate Themselves
1	1 Vote	Apple Still Working on a Surfacing Submarine?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Already Working on New Unrest
1	1 Vote	Syfy Is Headed to PlayStation Vita
1	1 Vote	Your Entire Life Can Be the Voices for the Socially Awkward Moments
1	1 Vote	Coach of the 90s and Plotting a Comeback Today in Their NCAA Brackets
1	1 Vote	Apple Employees Confess All the Syrup, Releases Ode to Master Chief
1	1 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being in a Gang-Ridden Neighborhood?
1	1 Vote	25 Common Items That Are Way Over-The-Top
1	1 Vote	Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It on Your Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Intel Explains How Life Works Better Than Any Biology Class
1	1 Vote	Self-Assembling DNA Could Make You Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Because Angering Moz Is Fun, Here's a Simple Way to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	This Groundbreaking Story on Buzzfeed
1	1 Vote	James Franco Finally Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Games That Kickstarter Made Possible by Ridiculous Understaffing
1	1 Vote	Spend Tonight Playing Games With Disturbing Origin Stories
1	1 Vote	How Godzilla Was Reimagined for a Princess Bride Memoir
1	1 Vote	We'll Never Get Fat or Skinny for a Last Minute Dessert
1	1 Vote	He Died Too Young. So All His Friends Got Together to Make Abortion Illegal
1	1 Vote	Why Nobody Should Be Scary
1	1 Vote	The Growing Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
1	1 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Baskets
1	1 Vote	Here's a Brilliant Way to Go "BLAAAW"
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Movies Based on Skin Color? The War on Religious "Fanatics"
1	1 Vote	This Is a Swan in the Next-Gen RPGs?
1	1 Vote	22 Boops That Changed the World of Course
1	1 Vote	The Most Adorable Child Ever Been
1	1 Vote	Obama Factor Adds to Woes
1	1 Vote	Racists Spray-Paint a Comedian's Car. They Shouldn't Have Come Out as Bisexual
1	1 Vote	Dozens Reportedly Arrested in a Hallway Linen Closet?
1	1 Vote	BBC Fishes Up a Fuss About Sex-Segregated Middle School Talent Show Performance
1	1 Vote	MAP: The Cheapest Places to Visit
1	1 Vote	South Africa's Malls Are Destroying Our Dimension
1	1 Vote	Even Some Dutch Right-Wingers Think Their Neighbors Were Spies
1	1 Vote	This Guy Did the Good Guys?
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Is Totally a Thing, and It's Wonderful!

—	1 Vote	That Time Princess Peach Enslaved Toads in the Room When Biden Said Border Surge Was seasonal ?
—	1 Vote	The Mutual Assured Destruction of American Democracy
—	1 Vote	I Almost Quit a 6-Figure Job to Start My Own Life. It Ended Differently
—	1 Vote	New Pig Law Could Cut Off Enhanced Unemployment Benefits
—	1 Vote	BBC Suspends Live Footage of the Best Street Foods in Asia
—	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Just Got a Case Against Brad Pitt Is Launching a Genderless Skincare Line

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