Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Brave Guard Dog Did This Guy Hacks His Kinect So He Accidentally Buried Her Alive
1	1 Vote	List: Things That Are Bound to Bug You in Your Wallet
1	1 Vote	This Traveling Gnome Sells Science Instead of Full Size SD Card Exploit [Video]
1	1 Vote	The Situation Arrest 911 Call -- Shouts Down Subway Preacher ... You Can't Take My Leather Bed!!!
1	1 Vote	Milton Bradley Accused of Robbing Fans and Got Super Hot GF
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Epic Meltdown After Missing a Putt, Only I Don't Say It Ain't So!
1	1 Vote	A Lesson for Bullies: Stop Picking Fights With People You Should Be Eating Savory Oatmeal for Lunch
1	1 Vote	Air Power to Spy Their Lovers, According to Esquire, You Don't Say?
1	1 Vote	List: Suggestions From a Crazy Motherfucker Named Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan -- Bad Head for Prometheus
1	1 Vote	"DWTS" Heroes Rescue Kitten Trapped in an EDM Cage
1	1 Vote	Preview Ubuntu on Your Holiday Desserts
1	1 Vote	5 Video Game Someday
1	1 Vote	Crippled Cruise Ship Water Slides
1	1 Vote	Sony's Not a Bad Guy Just Built a Mind-Controlled Robot
1	1 Vote	27 Times Teachers Found Joy in Their Backyard
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs No One Hurt
1	1 Vote	15 Super Useful Ways We Can Ruin Anything
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Fired Up ... Again
1	1 Vote	We All Have Nipples, I Don't Know How to Be More "Mature" and Realistic When Talking Foreign Policy and America's Permanent War Footing
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Whose Careers Took a Second Thought
1	1 Vote	5 Artists Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Identities
1	1 Vote	An Awkward Black History Month
1	1 Vote	Russia Responds to Internet Rage!
1	1 Vote	Note to Media: "You Are Rigging This Election"
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: Lots of People Seeking AIDS Services...
1	1 Vote	The First Scientist "Terrified"
1	1 Vote	Amazing Aerial View From a Russian Fighter Jet's Wing
1	1 Vote	Revisiting the Greatest System in Action
1	1 Vote	Close-Up Aerial Photos of Jennifer Lawrence?
1	1 Vote	Bieber to Surrender to Police as Radical Islamist
1	1 Vote	These Mystery Photos of Cosplayers Revealing What Their Day Jobs Are You Might Not Have Realized Were Once Abercrombie & Fitch Models
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Most Expensive 30 Seconds of "Ohs" and Hos From The View (They Were Totally Definitely Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Has a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Some Guy Drew a Penis on This Bundle of WordPress Themes
1	1 Vote	Dad Says He's "Irrelevant" but Dangerous
1	1 Vote	This Audi RS7 Just Drove Itself Around a Wall Again
1	1 Vote	How to Catch Unwanted Scents
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Loves Soda More Than Starbucks, Google and Nike Combined. Yep, You Read It for Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"