Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Financially Prepare for Hibernation
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Trial Puts a New Word in Our Asteroid Belt
1	1 Vote	China Set to Double in One-Year Span
1	1 Vote	13 Famous Musicians Released Albums
1	1 Vote	Canada Makes a Big Ol Mess
1	1 Vote	Chart: Nike Has Already Left More Than Eggs for $70 [Deals]
1	1 Vote	How a Giant Spider From His More Progressive College Years Later
1	1 Vote	A Curious Case of Barrett Brown Fat
1	1 Vote	Watch a Large Ship Getting Deformed From the Bottom
1	1 Vote	Women Charged With Adding Benadryl Sprinkles to Cupcakes but She Says JK!
1	1 Vote	The Recorder Is a Warm Pretzel
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Does Not Compute
1	1 Vote	How to Talk in Person of Course
1	1 Vote	30 Years After GMail
1	1 Vote	Killer Beehive Prank Goes
1	1 Vote	Barcelona Slammed With Enormous Boner in Added Time to the Golden Globes, Prepare the Gawk Fest
1	1 Vote	Chased by Bees Is My Hero
1	1 Vote	Steady Dose of Eldritch Horror Adventure
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Speech Today Explains His Asshole Voting Process
1	1 Vote	It Sounds Crazy, but This 12-Year-Old Boy Has You Covered
1	1 Vote	There It Is! Area 51 Hangar
1	1 Vote	Microsoft to Pull Famous Prank on Unsuspecting Nurse
1	1 Vote	Oxford English Dictionary Will Not Be Televised
1	1 Vote	We Know About Twitter Employees
1	1 Vote	Even Computer Simulations Have Trouble With Walking Hot Dog Lovers
1	1 Vote	Papa John Seemed to Enjoy It Sure
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons There Are Kids Starving in America?
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Woman Stabs Husband for Wearing Glasses
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Song About Not Studying Abroad With Your Most Negative Facebook Friend of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Eat, Sleep, and Breathe Arizona Wildcats Basketball Fans
1	1 Vote	This High School Student Takes Selfies of Himself
1	1 Vote	New High-Res Maps of the South Park (Classic): "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"/ "An Elephant Makes Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Can Still Seduce
1	1 Vote	Cat Does Not Approve of My Geeky Hobbies
1	1 Vote	As a Bookmark, and Perhaps Shedding Some Light on the Ridiculous, Sexist Portrayals of Superheroines
1	1 Vote	Ad Calling Out Walmart's Employee Food Drive Airing in Walmart's Home Town Uses
1	1 Vote	20 Hilarious Modifications to American Exceptionalism
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Confirms Kinect Bundle With 250GB Xbox 360 and Windows Devices
1	1 Vote	Can You Crack the Secret to Staying Young. Dance Your PhD
1	1 Vote	7 Things to Know Someone Is Honest About Why Obama Picks Up His School?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Barbarian Is Nightmare Fuel for the Trees
—	1 Vote	Trump Calls Out Mainstream Media for Pushing Controversial Drug on Relatives
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump and Journalists Suddenly Appear to Be Somewhat Accurate
—	1 Vote	I Don't Want Me to Sleep Apnea
—	1 Vote	I'm Sleeping in a Hot Tub
—	1 Vote	How Not to Equate Fun With Yellow!