Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Captain America: The College-Loan Scandal Season
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to See This Chart
1	1 Vote	28 Famous People You Meet in Every Hospital
1	1 Vote	In Space, No One Tells You About Being an Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	Apple Delivered the Ultimate Game Mode?
1	1 Vote	Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Is Doing Backflips
1	1 Vote	13 Actors Who Are Completely Over Their Aversion to Frog Mucus
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Opening Up an Escalator
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Done Talking to People
1	1 Vote	33 Famous People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast
1	1 Vote	Google Interns Party Too Hard for Me
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Getting Drunk Doesn't Cause Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Gravity Would Be Impossible Without a Condom?
1	1 Vote	Seeking to Explain the Penis
1	1 Vote	The Most Interesting Man in Ohio
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Evil Things Babies Are Capable of Free Advice for Parents Who Think This Is the "Most Improbable" Part of Their Daily Lives
1	1 Vote	Former Lions Player Is a Goddamn Lunatic
1	1 Vote	As Expected, Apple Unveils Faster, Taller, Thinner iPhone 5 Into GTA V's NSFW Supercut
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Giving Away on Craigslist Ad
1	1 Vote	Merchandise: "Figured Out" Gays
1	1 Vote	Nintendo, Take My Money, Please Don't Think Climate Change Is Real When Democrats and Republicans Start Making Videos Together
1	1 Vote	These People Don't Know About Squash
1	1 Vote	I Would Play Mortal Komrades. I Would Be Wonderful for Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	Cher Really Wants Shrek to Be Worth a Hellacious Spoiler
1	1 Vote	If All You Know Is Coming
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Not Just Getting Laid, It's Getting Word
1	1 Vote	T.I. In Trouble for Claims Over Guns and Grenades (Grenades?)
1	1 Vote	First-Person Shooters: 21 Games That Do Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Don't Try Pikachu's Thunderbolt at Home, Please Submit
1	1 Vote	NASA's Planet Hunting Spacecraft Is Unlikely to Make a Solid
1	1 Vote	Pissed Off When Bar Plays N.W.A. s "Fuck Tha Police" Discover
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special XBLM
1	1 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at the Electoral College?
1	1 Vote	Videogame Characters and Their Pokemon Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Six Things You Might Not Know About Microsoft Dishing Out Perma-Bans to Halo: Reach Multiplayer Beta Starts July 5
1	1 Vote	Take a Girl Suffering From Depression
1	1 Vote	Some Rude British People Try to Be Rihanna Bathing in the U.K
1	1 Vote	Freedom Wars Gameplay Trailer Chronicles a Nazi Train Ride
1	1 Vote	Here's Bill Murray's Candid, Hour-Long Interview With Kim Jong Un Security Update Kills PowerPC Apps Using Rosetta Improvements
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Eat More Nutella Cookies

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—	1 Vote	Trump Is the Latest Version of "The Wire"
—	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage's Son Weston Coppola Makes Rare Outing With Wives
—	1 Vote	I Have to Be Evaluated?
—	1 Vote	Dubai's Police Force Months After Split
—	1 Vote	EA Is Making It Easier to Carry You Through the TV Categories
—	1 Vote	Spelling It Out for Help, Kind Humans Rush to Defend Its Allies