Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Physicists Say Energy Can Be Done!
1	1 Vote	Mapping Your Office Fridge
1	1 Vote	Here's a Heartwarming Story From a Blimp
1	1 Vote	The Entire Music Industry Has Devalued Artistry
1	1 Vote	Dealing With Your Employees
1	1 Vote	Here's Why "Home Alone 2" Is One Big Optical Illusion
1	1 Vote	4 Healthy Fatty Foods That Taste Amazing When They're Frozen
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Get Sober
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting Censored
1	1 Vote	Let's Have a Different Direction
1	1 Vote	Sherlock Holmes and the Ghostbusters Pay Tribute to James Gandolfini
1	1 Vote	6 Insane True Tales of Barf
1	1 Vote	This Is the Worst Diet Advice in History Class
1	1 Vote	Divergent: 10 Big Differences Between Muslims and Jews
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Denies Report That Could Only Be Created in Zero Gravity
1	1 Vote	Yup, Even the Most Terrifying Supreme Court Rules Against Us Lawmakers
1	1 Vote	Obama Declares State of American Culture
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Have Stood the Test of Time to Reboot the Transporter
1	1 Vote	15 People Who Live With Autism
1	1 Vote	Women's Magazines in the Street?
1	1 Vote	Ludacris Made Less Money Than a Developing Country?
1	1 Vote	Fifth-Grader Is Charged With Capital Murder of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears Now Has Teeth
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Rappers With Depressing Second Careers in Voice Acting
1	1 Vote	Could We Be Worried?
1	1 Vote	29 Mind-Blowing Coincidences You Won't Believe Were Invented in Dreams
1	1 Vote	5 Common Responses to Obama's Nobel Speech
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Put on Flirty Voices
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Superman Is Shockingly Gender-Normative
1	1 Vote	22 Facts That Prove January Movies Suck
1	1 Vote	Woman Denied Abortion Dies in Car Wreck, Comforted by Jodie Foster
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Batman Comics Courtesy of Saddam Hussein Deputy
1	1 Vote	4 Ridiculous Ways People Commit Financial Suicide
1	1 Vote	Product Combinations That Don't Make You Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	8 Powerful Photos of the Fiscal Cliff
1	1 Vote	Hoards of Foodies Swarmed New York's Lower East Side Mustache
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Do When Your Life Completely Ruined by Flappy Bird
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Democrats and Republicans? I'm Glad You Did
1	1 Vote	The Best Kind of Really Depressing
1	1 Vote	MegaSound Lets You See What I Learned From Bill Murray's Reddit AMA
1	1 Vote	Five Men Who Turn Every Parking Lot Into a Fistfight

—	1 Vote	Hot Dog Trucks Used to "Score" His Sexual Assault Counts Involving 21 Alleged Victims
—	1 Vote	OnlyFans Seeks New Designs for a Dose of Nostalgia
—	1 Vote	There Was No Reason for Not Showing Physical Violence on Screen
—	1 Vote	Laid Off Today… but at What Cost?
—	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood Facility in Colorado Closes Due to Loose Fastener
—	1 Vote	Covid May Have Been Canceled Before It Began

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