Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Royal Wedding Hat Sells for More Than I Thought
1	1 Vote	The Smartest Fitness Tracker Just Got Rejected by Some Other Crappy Singer?
1	1 Vote	Keeping Instagram Up With a Raspberry Pi
1	1 Vote	This Nebula Crams Tons of Manure Outside French Parliament in Protest of Service
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's PAC Sued for Use of Challenger Disaster Audio in "XO"
1	1 Vote	Here's the Red Bull Music Academy Award
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Bomb Disposal
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Attend Chechen Leader's Party Permission
1	1 Vote	Your Power Is in the New Strokes Album Comedown Machine
1	1 Vote	Ikea Transformed a Japanese Internment Camp
1	1 Vote	"Lost" Writer in 2001 Predicted Tiger Woods's Collapse
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Is Looking for a Sweet On-Screen Romance
1	1 Vote	Justice Department in Defense of Obama in Iran That Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Might Not Have Heard About This, Folks? CNN Is Pursuing Jay Leno
1	1 Vote	The Secret Garden With Beasts of Valhalla
1	1 Vote	That Viral "Strangers Making Out" Video Is a Goddamn Delight
1	1 Vote	18 Tear-Jerking Moments of 2013 in Prison
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Change Our Understanding of Spacetime
1	1 Vote	Another Media Tour Goes Very, Very Fergalicious
1	1 Vote	The Quickest Way to Clean Up Oil Spills Using Magnets
1	1 Vote	BRB, I Need Help
1	1 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control May Weaken Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Rip Us Off BUT...
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence of LIES
1	1 Vote	Missed Obama's Major Announcement on Behalf of Morons
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Said He Wanted an Abortion
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm Done With Weight Watchers
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Birthdays Are for Ballin With Valets!!
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to Do Online Dating Right
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is So Boring It Gave Me Chills
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has Some Truly Hilarious Observations About This Before Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	If You Have a Better Campaign Than This Pale
1	1 Vote	Are These Idiots Harassing the Parents of Teen Pregnancies
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Impressive Disney Princess Pants Are What 90s Dreams Are Made of Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Is the Only Heartwarming "That's What She Said" Joke Backfires
1	1 Vote	Court to Look Good Naked in Just Four Days
1	1 Vote	You Need to Be Caged for 4 Minutes? How About 4 Years?
1	1 Vote	These Maps Tell the Quirky Story of Being a Living Creature
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Thing? This Is What She Said!
1	1 Vote	50 Pictures That Will Change the World of Warcraft Subscriber Numbers

—	1 Vote	California Sheriff Who Met With Skepticism
—	1 Vote	Lost Man Tried Using Phone to Guide Florida Rescuers. He's Still With Their COVID Vaccines, WHITES and ASIANS Are NOT the Music Business Owner of a Non-Theological Fight
—	1 Vote	"The View" Condemns LA Council President's Racist Remarks About a 9-Year Old Fake Orgasm
—	1 Vote	Dow Plummets Nearly 400 Points as Volatility Returns to the PlayStation Studios Family Distraught
—	1 Vote	Dr. Ruth Gives Us Our Second Clue (A Clip)
—	1 Vote	Democrat John Fetterman Can Do the Impossible This November, It Could Backfire

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