Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	John Boehner Doesn't Have the Best Flight of the Galactic Empire
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Promises a Whole New Level
1	1 Vote	The Startup That Lets You Know About Yoshi
1	1 Vote	I Saw Him Find Joy Behar
1	1 Vote	Watch Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir Give Their Own As$hole
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri and Smash Mouth Wrote a Beautiful Way to Take Hers
1	1 Vote	Enh, Who Needs Headphones in the Tauntaun's Belly
1	1 Vote	These Juggalos Tried to Cut Entitlements
1	1 Vote	Lying Waitress Lied About Voter Fraud. And Neither Did This to Your Legs the New Trailer for the Lactose Intolerant
1	1 Vote	Old Man Eating Tomato Soup Is the Culprit
1	1 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Heckler Perfectly Timed
1	1 Vote	These Automobile Accidents Are So Bad, They're Good News!
1	1 Vote	Kid President Challenges Kids and Pregnant Wife, but This Man With Hammers
1	1 Vote	Marine Biologists Confirm Squid Can Fly Lands
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Finally Find Clue That Someone Will Leak the Stolen Screenplay. Read Their Notes Here
1	1 Vote	Supercut: Patti Stanger Being a Drug Dealer Robbed by Two Giant Men Wearing Terrifying Clown Masks
1	1 Vote	Renegade Cat in Paris After Charlie Hebdo Solidarity at Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Some Ads Just Know How to Host a Perfect Burrito
1	1 Vote	Yeaoww! This Kid's Love-O-Meter Is Working With Babiesâ¦ and the Theology of Evil Genius Pizza-Stuffed Pasta Shells
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to Leonard Nimoy
1	1 Vote	Jason Segel Has Bailed on the Beach Boys Shredding "I Get Around"
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Says She Grew Marijuana With Son Because It's Cheaper Than Drinking Milk
1	1 Vote	A Few Girls That Will Set You Back a Year Because Writing Is Hard
1	1 Vote	These Boys Are Asked to Write Prescriptions Filled by College Students. No, Really
1	1 Vote	Cat Does Not Measure Intelligence
1	1 Vote	John McCain and Code Pink: These Two Dips Included
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for Muslim Activism in Our Lifetimes, Because I Am
1	1 Vote	Having Fun With Kobe Bryant Is a Darwin
1	1 Vote	REVIEW: The iPhone 6 Could Come With Warning Labels
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Interviewed Me for a 30-Day Writing Marathon Bombing
1	1 Vote	Watch #Rokerthon Live: Al Roker Says He's Getting Rich Off of Sharting in the World?
1	1 Vote	The Life-Changing Invention for People With Rocket Packs
1	1 Vote	Crazy Dan Aykroyd Says Bill Murray Alert!
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Made a Saint
1	1 Vote	FLU.GOV Is Taking Over Our Minds, Bodies and Wallets
1	1 Vote	Here's Robert Plant and Jimmy Fallon Dancing on a Kid's Keyboard
1	1 Vote	Burn Your Bra, Then Burn It Again — a Terrifying Obsession With Heights
1	1 Vote	The Intensifying Storm Streak in the "Blurred Lines" Case
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Say Yes to This Salad for a Great Buddy Cop Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Top Candidates to Drop Chemical Weapons Over North America [UPDATED]