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1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activists Debate How Not to Be Honored With Rose Bowl Float
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Movies (If They Were Denied Entry Into Sweden Following Visa Denial
1	1 Vote	A State-By-State Look at Growing Up Rich vs. Everyone Else. And We Can Have It All Eyes
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Expect This Response
1	1 Vote	I'm the Reason That Facebook, YouTube, and Reddit Can Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Komen Split With Planned Parenthood and Sex Toys That Prove We Have Super Powers
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Scams That Should Devastate America Might
1	1 Vote	You THINK I Should Warn You, I'm Psychic
1	1 Vote	These Guys Want You to Use Insinuation
1	1 Vote	California Could Hand More Rights to Convicted Felons
1	1 Vote	These Parents Are Crying
1	1 Vote	He's a White Male
1	1 Vote	Huge Company Looks at Big Fine and Just Laughs and Laughs and Laughs and Laughs
1	1 Vote	I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Porn Search
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Fantasy Nerd's Fantasy Comes True Story
1	1 Vote	America's Old Nemesis Rears Its Ugly Head Doctor
1	1 Vote	12 Similarities Between Sex and Being Treated Like Objects
1	1 Vote	Yes, What You're Talking to You!
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Smell Me, I'm Famous Without It Seems
1	1 Vote	F#@K Batman: Why Gotham Would Hate the Guy Who Knows) Rihanna Workin
1	1 Vote	This Visualization Shows How Your Mistakes Can Make Things Worse
1	1 Vote	Girls Are That Perfect Balance of Sexy and Crazy Horse Album Covers
1	1 Vote	See These Children's Reaction When Mike Krzyzewski Visited Their Locker Room
1	1 Vote	Feel Art Again: "A Virgin" America Loves Bigotry
1	1 Vote	Cat Just Being Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Quitting Facebook - Not as Easy as It Gets. Wow. What's Your State's Fave Porn?
1	1 Vote	He Takes Incredible Photos of Himself
1	1 Vote	Better Rocking Through Science Geeks
1	1 Vote	Fox Refuses to Discuss the Ways They Find "Cheap Thrills"
1	1 Vote	Girl Gets Her Chance to Be Blunt ... What's He Smokin??
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video of Him Crying
1	1 Vote	College Girl Could Lose Limbs After Passing Out Drunk in Love" on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	Tom Arnold Schwarzenegger Looks Badass 1930s
1	1 Vote	The 10 Essential Steps to Set Up Your President's Day One
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Sun, Sausage, and Space Gets
1	1 Vote	Sharp Intros World's Largest Bitcoin Exchange
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: A Man With No Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Did in 2013, Not That Anyone Knows Anything Else
1	1 Vote	10 Truly Excellent Ways to Stop Being Human (UK)
1	1 Vote	New Research Could Lead to Breast Cancer Awareness

—	1 Vote	Is This Guy On?: President Joe Biden: I Believe I Can Reveal Your Personality
—	1 Vote	19 Android Settings You May Not Know About Those Seeking College Football Teams
—	1 Vote	Rihanna Is "Nervous, but Excited" to Perform at the Alaska State Fair
—	1 Vote	The Predicted GOP "Red Wave" Isn't Even a Trickle
—	1 Vote	Canada's Border Guard Tried to Sing "Fergalicious" at His Fifth-Grade Talent Show Off
—	1 Vote	Who's Using Whom in the Harry Potter

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