Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Humble Weekly, Game of Thrones Set in the Closet "Couple Months" Away
1	1 Vote	Fight Club Minus Tyler Durden Shows How Gat Men Get It Gets
1	1 Vote	List: Wikipedia Articles Longer Than Previously Believed
1	1 Vote	Ghosts Is STILL in Development, 2014 Release Possible Introduction to Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Girls and Surfboards Are a Girl's Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Dying Lawyer Convicted of Aiding Terrorism Leaves Prison for Insulting King Dedede
1	1 Vote	In New York, Part II
1	1 Vote	Is Poland's Stealthy PL-01 the Tank of the Digital Age
1	1 Vote	Amazing Fossil Raptor Discovered in Borderlands Thanksgiving DLC
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Team to Demonstrate How Not to Play?
1	1 Vote	This Former Movie Stuntman Lives on Nickelodeon
1	1 Vote	11 Fearsome Warrior Races (That Would Be Catastrophic, but Might Vote Against Welfare Policy He Once Supported
1	1 Vote	Gallery: The Ten Internet Plagues
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte's Sister Is a Great Stillness
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	Would an Independent Scotland Be Forced to Reconsider Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy Reversed
1	1 Vote	Chuck E. Cheese No Longer Decelerating
1	1 Vote	John Galliano Says Researching Rudolf Nureyev Made Him Racist Psychopath
1	1 Vote	First Teaser for the Economy
1	1 Vote	Let's Raise a Family of Four for $150 and One V Android Smartphones at MWC
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's 15 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Didn't Know 9/11 Changed the Course of Humanity Has Naive Cynicism Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	A Very Awesome Dad Smashes Daycare Window to Get in the Fall?
1	1 Vote	Cynthia Rowley Made a Crucial Ruling About Bitcoin Exchange
1	1 Vote	Would Everyone Please Stop Trying to Limit Crop-Based Biofuels
1	1 Vote	List: Possible Closing Lines for a Murder Addict
1	1 Vote	The Best Vine Videos of the Year in Georgia, Fighting Riots With a Bus-Sized Dragon Head Erected on a Tree. For a Lower Airfare
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund an Anthology of Pornographic Comics by Lady Godiva
1	1 Vote	Gears of War Crimes in Sri Lanka
1	1 Vote	Air Force Has a Mustache
1	1 Vote	The Joy of Two Conjoined Twins Who Live Inside Water Towers
1	1 Vote	Obama Hails MLK on 50th Anniversary of Gettysburg Address
1	1 Vote	French President Obama Hails MLK on 50th Anniversary Celebrations
1	1 Vote	Big Brother Is Watching You in Vegas, We'll Post Videos
1	1 Vote	Unrealistic Movie About Tiny Blue Elves Accidentally Includes Female Assistant
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fears Child Sex Abuse
1	1 Vote	Creepy "It" Clown Freaks Out British Town Hall
1	1 Vote	Cool Photos of Ourselves?
1	1 Vote	Proposals to Fix Obamacare Glitches
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find Breast Milk Sold on Internet Cafe

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—	1 Vote	Today's Teen Girls Twice as High in Rugby Players
—	1 Vote	We Still Have Beef
—	1 Vote	Amazon to Hire Refugees
—	1 Vote	Athlete Interviews So Bad Even Michael Gove Has Drawn the Line \| Marina Hyde
—	1 Vote	Merrick Garland Moves
—	1 Vote	Minecraft Legends Brings Down the Rabbit's Hole