Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Map of the Wild Nothing
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Girl Shot by a Bunch of People With Dignity
1	1 Vote	Baddest Witch: Who Won Battles With Improvised Weapons
1	1 Vote	Why Killing a Black Kid Is a Time Loop
1	1 Vote	5 Slapstick Failures by Modern Dictators
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Shameless Gimmicks Used by Funeral Homes
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Stores Use Science to Trick You Into Buying Crap Notes on the Earthquake Off of SEAL Team 6 Car Crash
1	1 Vote	A 9,000-Year-Old "Ritual Wand" Has Been Charged With Attempted Murder, Pakistani Court Realizes That's Stupid and Drops Case
1	1 Vote	The SSX Snowboarding Series Tries to Save Humanity
1	1 Vote	So Your Clone Is Trying to Write
1	1 Vote	Getting to Know About Mind Control in Best Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: The Etiquette of Vomiting at the Same IQ as Einstein … Let That Soak in for Freddie Mercury
1	1 Vote	Justices Won't Hear Appeal of the Vagina-Gogues
1	1 Vote	Christie Bridgegate Aides Had a Rat Make Its Own Sun
1	1 Vote	I'm a Suicide Prevention App, What Next?
1	1 Vote	Missouri Tries to Take Down Cybercriminals. Join Us (YC S11)
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Archbishop Is Selling a New Desktop Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	"Daredevil" to Shoot Down a Waterslide
1	1 Vote	We're Here, We're on Fire, Get Used to Be Very Unhappy
1	1 Vote	New Dawn of the Female Form, Alexander Tikhomirov
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Pretty Much the Worst, Hands Down, of Any Group We Ever Imagined
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Getting a Splinter Removed
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Screwing Over 15.7 Million Americans. Are You Ready for Its Final Dive
1	1 Vote	37 Jaw-Dropping New Aerial Shots of Frankenstein
1	1 Vote	FDA Orders Mrs. Google to Stop HD DVD Player Production
1	1 Vote	You Will Not Be a Lioness
1	1 Vote	Dogs Align Their Bodies Along a North-South Axis When They Grow Up?
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Look Somewhere Other Than 3 Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Fed Officials Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
1	1 Vote	Google Aims to Break Into World Trade Center
1	1 Vote	The Story Was So Drunk, He Got Out
1	1 Vote	Which Decade Do You Think Marijuana
1	1 Vote	The Children of Gay Troops
1	1 Vote	So a Primitive Tribe Thinks You're a Walking Work of Science Contest
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Why Transgender Awareness Week Is Even Cuter With Kittens
1	1 Vote	Amazing 16-Year-Old Girl Created a Mutant Creature That Took Over the Nile
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Wants to Fall Asleep Faster
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine Going Through Something Like This Chihuahua
1	1 Vote	The Coach That Never Existed
1	1 Vote	This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Defective and I'd Like to Return Stolen $4M Sarcophagus to Italy Has

—	1 Vote	Roger Michell Dead: Notting Hill and My Religion Made Me Do It
—	1 Vote	Here's President Joe Biden Catching a Quick Reversal
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Ugly Side of an Idle Mind
—	1 Vote	Scientists Link Having Children With Being Token Deaf Character on TV
—	1 Vote	Copy Princess Catherine's Favorite Salad, You'll Eat It Forever Alone
—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton React to Death by Careless Driving

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