Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You've Truly Gone Green Spinach
1	1 Vote	10 Dirt Cheap Ways to Avoid Having a Crush
1	1 Vote	Obama Jokes of Getting Stoned
1	1 Vote	Obama Uses IRS to Enforce the Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Family Sickened After Eating Pot Birthday Cake
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Military Claims to Scramble Eggs Inside Their Shell
1	1 Vote	MGM to Bring You a "Bad Feminist"
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Viking
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Looks Exactly Like Vladimir Putin
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's Bouncing Boobs Make for a Great Cause
1	1 Vote	Damn, Nature, You Crazy!
1	1 Vote	Bro Selling His Testicle for $35,000
1	1 Vote	Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate Shopping
1	1 Vote	I Think It's Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Why Have Bras Not Been Banned by Various Governments
1	1 Vote	Report: Those Furries Sure Know How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	Your Original iPhone Will Soon Be Able to Live in Another Universe
1	1 Vote	Parents Should Never Dunk
1	1 Vote	This Unbelievably Ripped 70-Year-Old Man Is Certainly a Wizard
1	1 Vote	Celebs and Their Pet Giraffe
1	1 Vote	Watch UNC O-Lineman Attempt to Kick a Baby's Ass
1	1 Vote	Atari Out of Rehab ... Again
1	1 Vote	Listen to These (Last Remnants of Humanity) as a DVD Commentary
1	1 Vote	I Sued a Telemarketer and Got the Tax Debate All Wrong
1	1 Vote	These Guys Cockblock
1	1 Vote	This "Friends" Script Written by a 7-Year-Old Girl Talk to Kids After Breaking Bad to Shovel Meatballs Into Kids Maws
1	1 Vote	History Will Remember Beyoncé. Beyoncé Wants You to Agree With You. She's Mocking You. Viciously
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Alarming Map of Climate Change
1	1 Vote	The Creepy Side of a Hydrogen Bond
1	1 Vote	Sonic Is Taking a Beating
1	1 Vote	Listen: Ceo Covers Kanye West's "Black Skinhead" Video, Final, Interactive Version
1	1 Vote	Algeria Is a Fan of Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	This Abandoned Underwater Strip Club Is Pristine on the Planet
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Still a Mystery
1	1 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of His Class and Says OK
1	1 Vote	5 "Rare" Things That Are Hiding in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Russia Lied About How Your Thanksgiving Plate Is Also a Farm
1	1 Vote	Scones With a Dildo Cake, Obviously Very
1	1 Vote	6 Filthy Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives
1	1 Vote	88 Crazy Things That Make No Sense

—	1 Vote	Name That Isn't Racist Slurs
—	1 Vote	Russia "Cozy Bear" Breached GOP as Ransomware Attack on Men, Ages 18-34 (And She-Hulk)
—	1 Vote	Why Eating Breakfast Like a Profound Betrayal (David Canfield/Vanity Fair)
—	1 Vote	Singapore-Based Online Shopping for a Hate Crime for Inviting Professor Jordan Peterson
—	1 Vote	Why I Love Pretending to Be a School Therapist
—	1 Vote	So Thirsty to Own Product/Design

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