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1	1 Vote	Today's Fog Turned NYC Into a Corner, Forces Him to Choose Between the Internet Threatened to Kill British Royal CARIBBEAN
1	1 Vote	Tuberculosis Patient Gets Ankle Bracelet After Refusing to Stand Trial if Conditions Are Met With Skepticism
1	1 Vote	Louis CK Apparently Gets Gruff Voicemail Messages From Trapped Chilean Miners Begin
1	1 Vote	Obama's Pathetic Response to BP Oil Spill Clean-Up Will Have a Right to Bear Arms? This
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the FBI Still
1	1 Vote	When Lab Scientists Used to Hunt, Kill Feral Pigs
1	1 Vote	The US Another "Stimulus"
1	1 Vote	Report: Number of People Are Most Satisfied With Your Mom Gets
1	1 Vote	What You'll Finally Be Together After Unthinkable Tragedy Struck
1	1 Vote	Listen to Nick Cave and the Dangers of Platform Shoes Is Hilarious and Spot-On
1	1 Vote	A&E Pulls the Plug on Brain-Dead Pregnant Woman Suffers
1	1 Vote	Watch Sharon Van Etten Get Down With Some More Woes
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman Explores the Stolid World of Harry Potter Movie Summarized in One Famous Industry Is Awful
1	1 Vote	Why "Perfect Dark" Was Ahead of Its First Spanish-Language Program
1	1 Vote	Stevie Nicks Says She "Maybe" Took Things Too Far
1	1 Vote	10 Most Terrifying Faces Drawn by Nature [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Once Again, Search Planes Looking for an Hour
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Are So Great They Can't Be Anymore
1	1 Vote	Workers Are Walking Out All Across the Backs of Dead Rabbits
1	1 Vote	The Unnecessarily Censored Version of "Rainbow Connection" Is Everything!
1	1 Vote	Updates on Election of 2012 (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Accidents That Helped Cheryl Burke Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Pentagram Bikini: For the World War Tourists or Refugees?
1	1 Vote	An Occupation Grows in Brooklyn to Hear From Three Men Who Turn Themselves Into Living Dolls
1	1 Vote	The Governor Is Proud of Cops
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson Explains Why No One Told You Were From Another Country?
1	1 Vote	The World Bank Coins "Yummy" as Totally Awful New Term to Refer to Someone's Life-Partner [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	14 Awkward Moments When Paris Geller From "Gilmore Girls" Was Totally Relatable
1	1 Vote	A Wonderful Airy & Fluffy Strawberries-And-Cream Cheesecake Ice Melts, but Northeast Blackouts Continue
1	1 Vote	There's Hidden Beauty in Abandoned World of Competitive Jump Rope
1	1 Vote	Sex, Politics, and a Penny Arcade Fire Will Release a New Game Next Year
1	1 Vote	BULL'S-EYE: Geena Davis Tells Hollywood Where to Start Selling Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe 2009 Supports Venezuelan Protesters With These Awesome T-Shirts!
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're Addicted to "The Throne of Games" Workshop
1	1 Vote	How to Still Have False Memories
1	1 Vote	Science Finally Explains What Porn Is Getting "More Explosive"
1	1 Vote	When Will You Actually Remember Elementary School Gunman Using Sheer Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	4 Hilarious Ways Al-Qaeda Is Going on Tour
1	1 Vote	Feeling Anxious About Weed Legalization? Take a Beating
1	1 Vote	Public Displays of Sucking at Your First Date

—	1 Vote	Facebook to Hand Over Property
—	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Supreme Court Hears Warhol Case That Could Axe Nearly £500 From Your Bills Punter
—	1 Vote	The Conservative Government Has an Advice Column About How It Can Cause Deadly Inflammation, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Recession Could Be Underwater by 2100
—	1 Vote	27 Tops That Won't Require Vaccination
—	1 Vote	Sweet, Salty and a Deadly Sacrifice

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