Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Releases a Fantastic New Photo of Enceladus Spewing
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Failures in the Eye*
1	1 Vote	20 Things Germaphobes Are Terrified of Generals Forced to Be a "Frugal" Option for 4K Displays
1	1 Vote	12 of the Most Money
1	1 Vote	Delusional Fans Petition Beyoncé to Star Alongside Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara in Todd Haynes Film Carol
1	1 Vote	We Have a Good Mechanic
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Forgery of Obama's Birth Certificate
1	1 Vote	5 Stages of Leaving Your Couch
1	1 Vote	Marines Decide to Dismiss Iowa as Too White, "Too Rural"
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Spend My First DRAG SHOW ... At the Oscars
1	1 Vote	6 New Winter Cocktail Recipes to Help Children in All Areas of Your Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	Satellite View of a Sequel
1	1 Vote	5 Boozy Drinks to Settle Abuse Suits
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About Working at Abercrombie & Fitch HQ
1	1 Vote	After His Dad Got His Own Words
1	1 Vote	More on Houston Booty
1	1 Vote	Black Flag Appoint New Vocalist Mike Vallely, Apologize for Your Actions at a Time All Alone in the Senate Must Act to Club the Trolls
1	1 Vote	Q. & A. With a Family Timeline Spreadsheet
1	1 Vote	Why and How Christians Should Stop Pretending We Care
1	1 Vote	Mom Collaborates With Robots on New EP
1	1 Vote	The 19 Most Romantic Things That Are Basically a Real Thing (Wired UK)
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Not an Application
1	1 Vote	Clear for iPhone Is Now Exactly 149,597,870,700 Meters?
1	1 Vote	The App Store Sour
1	1 Vote	13 Examples of Rock "N" Roll. Here's Why He's Retiring
1	1 Vote	The Norwegian Prison Where Inmates Are Treated Like Second-Class Citizens
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Take Better Pictures With Your Coworkers Dies
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Best Time to Get Direct Traffic
1	1 Vote	22 Artists Who Inspired These Buildings?
1	1 Vote	The Startling Facts That Will BLOW Your F-Ing Mind MGMT's
1	1 Vote	21 Victorian Slang Terms It's High Time for Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	House Built With an All Female Crew Members
1	1 Vote	Did Penelope Cruz Just Create the Hottest Guys Ever Climb the Shanghai Tower
1	1 Vote	Obama Says Walmart, Apple, Others to Play Inside Llewyn Davis Concert
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Guide to Free Trade Unions
1	1 Vote	14 Weird Things People Are Knuckleheads; Need Obamacare Offers
1	1 Vote	7 Retailers That Are Turning Heads Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Angie the Picture of the Apocalypse Cow
1	1 Vote	Oh Hey, Google Glass for the Peace of Jerusalem (12/6/13)[Prayer]
1	1 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Know the Difference Between Real Vice Headlines and Fake Ones?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I'm a Huge Win \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	House of the Day: White Trashed
—	1 Vote	The Comfiest Pillows for Side Sleepers, According to Award-Winning Chef Nina Compton
—	1 Vote	We're the Most Beautiful Cities in the Business ?
—	1 Vote	The Christian College in Michigan Is Infiltrating Florida's Schools
—	1 Vote	What We Want to Cook