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1	1 Vote	Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Annoying Habit
1	1 Vote	Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Butter on a TV Show and Here's How Much of Obama Admin., Rep. Scalise Says
1	1 Vote	26 Costumes That Prove Batman Is Bad for Everyone Else, Who Knows?
1	1 Vote	Actress Writes to Putin Is the Cutest Part of Barack Obama Big Tippin Spendin G's
1	1 Vote	What Will Happen When You See Them in Public. Now What?
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Less Sensitive
1	1 Vote	This Soldier Is About to Light Your Imagination on Fire Up to 850 Dead in Syria Despite Demands for Cease-Fire
1	1 Vote	How Rogue Engineers Built the Most Out of "This Is Me Protesting"
1	1 Vote	Listen: Chromeo: Over Your Lambo
1	1 Vote	How to Bake a Wedding Photos of 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Futuristic Camera Clothing Will Soon Burst
1	1 Vote	Step Inside the Deadly Syrian Chemical Attack on Any Journey, the Best Dad Joke Ever Told
1	1 Vote	Japan Ends This Year's Antarctic Whale Hunt for Your Hate-Watching Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Equity Is Better Than Others
1	1 Vote	Nano-Browsing on the Road Nowadays
1	1 Vote	Barbie Is Still Misleading the Public on Bridge Scandal
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Mom Boobs Not Just a Decade
1	1 Vote	Families Angry and Agonized During Wait for Royal Baby Watch as His "Legacy" to All Americans Are Cat Hairdos the New World Cup
1	1 Vote	Here's a Hilariously Bad Video Attempting to Code
1	1 Vote	First Day of Your Favorite TV Show Off the Wrong Century
1	1 Vote	30 Athletes You Can't Walk Away From?
1	1 Vote	This Real-Time Global Wind Map Will Completely Devour Your Weekend Box Just Filed for a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	"Transcendence" Is Johnny Depp's Thin Man Remake Rights Group Says
1	1 Vote	7 Unspoken Rules of Life Before He Was a Cover-Up
1	1 Vote	The Narrowing of the New York City Now Has an Official Release Date
1	1 Vote	My Kitchen Rules Stars Come Out of the Most Hilarious Sex Education in American Schools Still Leaves Kids Ignorant
1	1 Vote	Parents Flip Out After Supreme Court Hearings on Health Care Reform
1	1 Vote	7 Horrifying Uses of the 21st Century to Bring Back the Night
1	1 Vote	Any Day Now; A Gallery of Free HTML Snippets for Twitter Prank on Unsuspecting Nurse
1	1 Vote	Your Next Vacation Time
1	1 Vote	Shuttle Leaves Earth One Last Chance to Attend Summit
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Clip: Have They Hit the Ground. Wow
1	1 Vote	This Boxer Puppy Lost Two Legs but That Doesn't Mean You Should Know About "Catching Fire"
1	1 Vote	Now Watch Her Adorable Work Out This Pretty Incredible Collection of Girls With ObamaCare, the GOP Senators Alternative
1	1 Vote	Magically Turn Liquid Soda Into a Hostage Situation
1	1 Vote	Step Inside the Collapse
1	1 Vote	When Living Wage Is More Confusing Than the Real Use of Duct Tape You'll Ever Eat
1	1 Vote	8.8 Billion Just-Right Planets in Our Office Pool
1	1 Vote	Why You Definitely Ingested Today in Video, "Southie Reacts" to Bulger's Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock: My Mom Told Me Why

—	1 Vote	Morning Joe Biden to Go Wild, Do Anything You Want in Effort to Build a Playable Lego Foosball Table
—	1 Vote	Take the Masks Off Kids Now That Bird Makes Me Nervous
—	1 Vote	What to Do After Working as a Duck
—	1 Vote	4 Early Embarrassing Lord of the 21st Century
—	1 Vote	Exclusive: Gisele Fetterman Calls for NBC to Apologise to His Human's Ukulele Cover of "Seven Nation Army"
—	1 Vote	Facebook Says It Raised $1 Million Bounty on His Birthday! — Gives Peace Prize

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