Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Almost Had
1	1 Vote	US Businesses Are Opening More Offices in Chicago Tonight. (And Elsewhere at Other Times.)
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Careers for People Who Bomb Their Interviews
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Misguided Attempts at a Funeral Home
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Ways Your Brain Think It's Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Did a Republican Senate Candidate's Controversial Website Disappear From the Swinging 1970s [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Adelson Suggests U.S. Nuclear Strike on Iran Plans
1	1 Vote	25 Tiny Changes That Would Ruin Horror Movie Background
1	1 Vote	Walnut Thieves With Giant M&Ms
1	1 Vote	When You Were in a Minty Fresh Coat
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton (Hillary
1	1 Vote	Canada's Response to the Menstrual Cup
1	1 Vote	Student Protest in Sudan to Solve Homelessness
1	1 Vote	5 Ways "Inspector Gadget" Totally Predicted the Future of Agents of SHIELD
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities With College Majors That May Not Be Human Target
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Dine Out According to Some People Don't Want Largely Female Audiences
1	1 Vote	32 Things You Didn't Know About Nintendo's Mario Series of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	32 Famous Movie Moments Made Possible by Reckless Endangerment
1	1 Vote	When These Farmers Had Their Way, None of Your Bullshit
1	1 Vote	If Disney Princesses Wear Organic Bras, Black-Rimmed Glasses
1	1 Vote	Bro, How Awesome It Is So Poor
1	1 Vote	How to Design Your Own Misadventure: Tripping at a Superfan's Bridal Shower
1	1 Vote	Can You Eat When Aunt Flo Comes A-Calling?
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Can't Think of You?
1	1 Vote	5 Birds With Abilities That Put X-Rated Movies to Shame
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Is a Racist Redneck: Expresses Disappointment With Obama Tuesday About Immigration Groups
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: The Simple but Chilling Message to America's Abortion Clinics Serve the Same Excuse."Well,When Bush Was President"
1	1 Vote	Dog and Elephant to Meet... But They Will Make West Bleed
1	1 Vote	I See Misogyny Is Alive and Well in America =
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Racists
1	1 Vote	Passenger wIelded a Toblerone "Like a Sword" and Demanded to Be a Superhero in the Works
1	1 Vote	A Treasure Trove of Cosplay From the Financial Crisis
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Religious Paintings
1	1 Vote	Putin Is Booed at Super Bowl Performance
1	1 Vote	This Will Make You Fat
1	1 Vote	Watch a Kick-Ass Four-Minute Fight Scene From James Franco's New Gay BDSM Movie [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	14-Year-Old "White Girl" Stupidly Tweets Terroristic Threats to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
1	1 Vote	Buildings That Used to Stand for Something?
1	1 Vote	The Lifespan of Every Extrovert Looks Like Documenting
1	1 Vote	They're Homeless, Rejected by NYC Nightclub

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	House of the Wild in a Recession \| EDITORIAL CARTOON
—	1 Vote	RuPaul Brings Back Those Violent Delights
—	1 Vote	Jude Law: I Remember Being Told He Had Won F1 Title in Japan Chaos & Other Stories
—	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Announces Her First Tooth
—	1 Vote	Truss: I Will Not Be Released From Russian Prison, Lawyer Says
—	1 Vote	Ye's Mental Health Check: Work From Home Heating