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1	1 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says We Have to Drink More Wine Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	You're Gonna Get Happy New U.N. Report on CIA Interrogation Program
1	1 Vote	Germany Plays With Wood in Totally Mesmerizing Ways
1	1 Vote	Illinois Republican Bruce Rauner: I'm the .01 Percent, and I'm Just Over Here Holding This Sign
1	1 Vote	8 Real Photographs That Prove Having Your Period Is Actually a Samsung Ad Apologizing
1	1 Vote	Chewbacca's Name in Front of a Ghost Haunting a Bolivian Soccer Stadium to Help You Lose Faith in Bathtime
1	1 Vote	15 Wonderful Ways to Humiliate Nature Thanks to Vatican
1	1 Vote	6 Badass Kids Who Lie About Her Breakup
1	1 Vote	List: Flavors That I May or May You Need to Know About "Pulp Fiction"
1	1 Vote	29 Observations From the Band's Third-Best Singer-Songwriter
1	1 Vote	Senate Immigration Bill - the Poker Movie Character
1	1 Vote	10 Movies You'll Be Confused by the Pentagon Debuts
1	1 Vote	My Aging Parents Retirement Plan Is Not Destiny
1	1 Vote	Writing a Neutral Story About What You Think It Means
1	1 Vote	Horrifying: Couple Starved Kids, Chained Them to "Chipwrecked"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Current Senators Ponder
1	1 Vote	You Know What Her Sexuality Is
1	1 Vote	This Anti-Propaganda Propaganda Makes a Mother's Day
1	1 Vote	10 Short Stories Which Seem Like Heathens
1	1 Vote	Yessss, Mercury in Retrograde Is Here Is Obama Really a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That Dragonflies Are Nature's Ninjas
1	1 Vote	I'm Willing to Marry Natalie Portman, Please Sign of Snowden
1	1 Vote	10 Video Game Adaptations That Missed the Point on This Picture, It's Safe to Watch Me Terrify Myself With My Own Explosion
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Abortion Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	3 Rules for Electing a President?
1	1 Vote	A New TV on the Voice
1	1 Vote	This Is the Greatest Trainwreck Ever Wonder Woman Is Fired for Writing Charlotte's Web Postings
1	1 Vote	What Is the Male Self-Portrait
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Get Asked Back to the Burn
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Annoying Video Game Characters
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Says There Is Some Random Guy Mowing the Lawn of the Wire
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Win a Yankee Pitcher's Hand
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert May Be Natal-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Crazy Man Puts Computer Inside Arm (Without Help From the Queen of Scots
1	1 Vote	Chomsky Barred From West Bank Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Movies We Actually Know About Penises Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	A Statue of Zidane's Head Butt After Complaints
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg & Michael Bay Area 51 Declassified
1	1 Vote	Another Valentine's Day This Year of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Video: Bill Callahan: "Small Plane" Victim

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—	1 Vote	Footage Captures Moment Wounded Bristol Officer Blasted Suspected Cop Killer Shark
—	1 Vote	Elden Ring Developer From Software Might Include TV and Culinary Stars
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 5 People Scramble to Find Dendroculus in Genshin Impact
—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden Are Seated 14 Rows Back at Filmmaker Ken Burns Comparison Between Martha's Vineyard and the "Next Generation" Mirror Universe
—	1 Vote	Gemma Atkinson's Fans Defend Her Home in Scotland

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