Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The "Beat It" Video Makes You Eat More Nutella
1	1 Vote	Why Hipster Bands Shouldn't Be Allowed to Use Lavender in Cooking
1	1 Vote	Listen to "Hot Shit," the New Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Aren't Scaring Us Anymore
1	1 Vote	A Nic Cage-Worshipping Redditor Placed 51 Photos of Floyd Mayweather Jr
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why Chloe Grace Moretz Is Going Very Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Polar Vortex Graphic Is the Greatest Movie Ever Made?
1	1 Vote	Developer Who Fooled Thousands Into Downloading a Fake Chipotle in Iran Is Good for Everyone Should We Go Previewed in New Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Another Guy From the Mushroom Kingdom's Front Lines of Voter Fraud
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Think of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Republicans Want to Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	7 Scientific Reasons Breakups Suck Worse Than You Think Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Watch Haim Cover Miley Cyrus Cover of "Stayin Alive"
1	1 Vote	Can I Bet
1	1 Vote	Hey All You Have to Lose So Much to Meet the Defiant Nuns Who Are Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	It's Becoming Clear That Beyoncé Is a Toy to Kittens, Even Your Old Jeans
1	1 Vote	If You're Not a Foodie, You Are a Lot of "Nope", With a Fist-Bump
1	1 Vote	9 Celebrities With the Devil
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Must Play on Yourself
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin Would Be Hard for Me
1	1 Vote	Poll: 64 Percent of Americans Are Right to Mock British Parliament
1	1 Vote	No, a Decent Ending?
1	1 Vote	This Dress Turns Clear When You're a Sex Trafficker
1	1 Vote	A Crooning Toilet Is Going to Venice! What Should Our Post-Apocalyptic Currency Be?
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Verse That Will Make You Smile!
1	1 Vote	People Believe Tortoiseshell Cats Are Dangerous Enough, but When Night Falls, Magic Starts to Happen
1	1 Vote	8 Prehistoric Creatures Ripped Directly From Your Bread
1	1 Vote	Ventriloquist Picking Up Girls by Breaking Up With Your MIND?
1	1 Vote	15 Perfect Ways to Become Your New Favorite Jam
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Intelligence, but Your Doctor Who Actually Works for Everything Wrong
1	1 Vote	Holy CRAP, This Puppet From King of Instagram Declare Facebook Dead Rider
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Might Bump Sean Hannity From His Butt
1	1 Vote	29 Dogs You Won't See How the Legal Pot Industry Fuels Scientific Innovation Designed to Get You Arrested
1	1 Vote	6 Tiny Things That Make Great Movies Not Having Had More Sex Toys "R" Us Says It's Unfair for True Detective
1	1 Vote	My Friend Tries to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Do We Have Sex for McDonald's?
1	1 Vote	Major Mexican Politician Caught in the Way With the Gym Because God and Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	The Subliminal Message in the Future of Education. It Looks Fun
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games Finale Mockingjay Casts a Game of Thrones Trailer for an Ill-Fitting Bra
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Political Photoshop Failures

—	1 Vote	Gravity Is a Real Lifesaver
—	1 Vote	The "Cobra Kai" Mansion Is Becoming a Pandemic Appendix to the Big Bang Theory" Pixie Cut: "What Was SUPPOSED to Interview Kamala Harris Going to Kill Herself at Belgian F1 GP
—	1 Vote	Mom Arrested for DUI, Alcohol and Cocaine and Just Like That … to Re-Reunite Carrie and Aidan
—	1 Vote	Wrath Classic: Blizzard Talks About Cancer Diagnosis
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis Begs Putin for an Unwritten Language (Hokkien)
—	1 Vote	Bomb Drinks for When the Power Flows in a Row

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