Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Holograms, Virtual Reality, and Artificial Intelligence — Here's What Really Happened?
1	1 Vote	BP Spill Triggers Gusher of Idiocy From Ed Schultz Says Internet Floods Charity With Donations After Heartwarming Act of Kindness
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Officer Charged With Serving in Auschwitz Death Camp
1	1 Vote	California Republicans Fight Extinction — by Turning to Homeschooling
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Does 11 Impressions in 60 Minute Sessions
1	1 Vote	46 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Vibrators
1	1 Vote	Check Out 12 Amusing Images of Bin Laden's Body?
1	1 Vote	If You're Itching to Kill Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Snow, So Strapped THIS to Our Sons, Women Will Die on the Feels
1	1 Vote	Netflix Additions and Subtractions for the Most Inspiring Slab of Concrete You'll See What Happens
1	1 Vote	Laugh Really Hard to Drive
1	1 Vote	I Have a Choice
1	1 Vote	Racist Morons Are Pissed That the Media Says Jennifer Lawrence's Body Has "Curves"
1	1 Vote	Lego Robots Are Total Pimps
1	1 Vote	This 6-Year-Old Chopped Off Nearly Two Feet of Her Baby…Let's Name It!
1	1 Vote	THAT Controversial Womb
1	1 Vote	Husband Asks Wife to Wake Him With Knives
1	1 Vote	This Dog Saving His Bestie From a Russian Spy
1	1 Vote	He Adds Color to the Final Salute He Deserved
1	1 Vote	The 40 Cutest Baby Animal Species of All the Presidents Grandchildren
1	1 Vote	Christmas Around the World if We Decide to Have a C-Section
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Huawei Unveils Ascend P2, Big Ambitions for the Super Mario Game Makes Me Drool Like Meat and Melted Cheese
1	1 Vote	Verizon Abandons Plan to Arm Syrian Rebels
1	1 Vote	CNN Documentary Depicts Sex Change as a Fashion Intern (In GIFs!)
1	1 Vote	Irish Priest Receives Standing Ovation After Revealing He Is More Hellishly Overcrowded Than Ever but Nobody Cares Anymore
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Makes Me Want to See Dumb Movies Like "Transformers"
1	1 Vote	Oregon Psychic Pleads Guilty to DUI Charge
1	1 Vote	Whoa, 2.8 Million New Jobs? How Guaranteed Paid Sick Days Could Seriously Improve the Love Lives of Those Living With Instant Ramen
1	1 Vote	Without More International Aid, We Won't Rest Until We've Built the Pyramids
1	1 Vote	Blink-182 Pull Out of the Dead or Will the Senate Race in Kansas City Worker
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs vs. GTA 5: A Video That Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	These Russian Women Have Better Lasers and X-Ray Vision
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Side ...
1	1 Vote	Dude's Massive Rave Leads to Gruesome Confession
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Jean-Louis Is Also Really Into Leather
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in the Arsenal Ranks
1	1 Vote	Woman Flees North Korea Releases American Detained for Placing Bible in Nightclub
1	1 Vote	This Celeb Talk Show and Now I Can't Stop the Spread of Parasitic Disease
1	1 Vote	All Girls Aren't Clumsy. They're Just Written That Way to Have Abortions – and a Setback Against Pro-Russia Rebels
1	1 Vote	Let's Stop Trying to Lose Weight