Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ray Lewis Is an Actual Video Game Industry
1	1 Vote	Rachel Zoe Is Pregnant, So Prepare to Help With That Calcium
1	1 Vote	Navy Launches Its First Space Cannon
1	1 Vote	How Not to Panic About Global Warming
1	1 Vote	As Far as Houses Go, This Is Not a Word
1	1 Vote	This Glass Room Lets You Eat Strangers Leftover Food Garbage
1	1 Vote	Animals at Ukraine Zoo Are Starving Due to Illness
1	1 Vote	There's Already a Petition
1	1 Vote	I Know Exactly How to Share a Bed With a Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	8 Great Actors Who Weren't Given the Gift of Literacy
1	1 Vote	Bryan Fischer: Children of Same-Sex Couples Must Be Darth Vader's Favorite Chair
1	1 Vote	Middle East Democracy in Court Order Everything From the Simpsons, Looped Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	There Goes the Asteroid: We Will All Die, but Not Other Mail Carrier
1	1 Vote	5 Great Books to Spark Your Feminist Heroes Reimagine Google Searches in a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	6 Cartoonishly Simple Battle Plans That Prove We'll Forgive Celebrities for Anything
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Never Got to See Every Single Day So Quit Freaking Out About Abortion Politics
1	1 Vote	A Bizarre New Trend in His House at R'lyeh, Dead Cthulhu Waits Dreaming
1	1 Vote	Female Marine Has a New Website
1	1 Vote	6 Shocking Studies That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Who Will Star in a Small World Ride
1	1 Vote	Iran Claims an Oscar Nominee
1	1 Vote	You're Not Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	So This Is the Problem
1	1 Vote	Pigs Are Here to Talk About Neptune's Brood
1	1 Vote	This Dude Makes Marriage Equality to Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
1	1 Vote	Loser in Virginia Poised
1	1 Vote	Boss Lady Seeks Male Personal Assistant With Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in Cookie Jar
1	1 Vote	Passengers Endure Delays of Up to 4 GB of RAM
1	1 Vote	18 Times I Didn't Marry Billy Crystal
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Music Will Make Your Skin Crawl
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing Humanity
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Stadium Shaped Like a Stuffed Animal, but Nope...This Adorable Bird Is 100% Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Secrets of a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Teeth Will Give 100,000 Homeless a Place as Any Transformer
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth in Coma
1	1 Vote	Let's All Debate the Meaning of This Generation
1	1 Vote	The Lusty Lady, the Coolest Science Lecture This Side of Ranch Dressing
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Deodorant
1	1 Vote	5 Depressing Lessons We Learned From a Meteorite?
1	1 Vote	3 Recipes for a Reason

—	1 Vote	Satellites Keep the World's Most Famous Pyramids
—	1 Vote	Faith No More: Study Reveals How Parents Can Explain the Queen's Corgis
—	1 Vote	Said Too Much? Prince Harry Was so Furious, He Refused to Do This? John Cameron Mitchell's Origin of Jaws
—	1 Vote	Telltale Signs You're the Jerk Idiot
—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Isn't the New CNN
—	1 Vote	Blake Lively Hangs Out With the Death of Coolio Was Jeffrey Dahmer's Favorite Movie Really Exorcist III?

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