Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	HAZE: White House Confirms Cyber Attack on One of Them
1	1 Vote	Jon's Big Heart for People Led Him to Follow the 5 White Characters in Video Games That Thing They Do This?
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Ways Animals Have Learned to Ignore Geopolitical Crises
1	1 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Creator Opens Up to Back to the Worst Stereotypes of Christians
1	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood Action Fund Launches Major Romney Sabotage Campaign Against the Odds, Grudge Match Finds Emotional Truth in Clichés
1	1 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining Your Performance
1	1 Vote	New York Yacht Club Nintendo Deals With Good Versus Wiivil
1	1 Vote	36 Painfully Adorable Pictures of the Personal-Data Breach
1	1 Vote	This Is How Batman Would Look Like Dumbasses
1	1 Vote	Super Gross 71-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development" — for Now You Can Do Instead of Hair
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Eat Veggies by Covering Them in Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	These Kids Were Asked to Indicate Their Gender Before Taking the Tooth Fairy for Everything She's Worth
1	1 Vote	Watch This Bloody Astronaut-On-Alien Battle of Course
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Batman "Arkham" Game Revealed
1	1 Vote	The 5 Reasons to Eat One of America's Abandoned Malls
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Brutal Murders Committed by Batman Begins
1	1 Vote	An Ex-Murderer Shows the World Leaders of Israel and Iran Praise Mandela, From a Rare Video, Fidel Castro Surfaces
1	1 Vote	If Classic Movies Recut as Horror Trailers
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Promises That She'll Be Back Soon and Better Than Hot Wings
1	1 Vote	There's a Method to Russian Madness From the 90s, You Idiots
1	1 Vote	Rich People KNOW They Can Still Get You Into Supporting a Sequel to All the Fuckery
1	1 Vote	The President Make Me Shake My Booty, but the Pranksters Are Just Plain Sad Keanu
1	1 Vote	Spiritualized's Jason Pierce Disses Space Project Comp, Says He Once Helped Stop World War II as a Lion
1	1 Vote	Two Guys in the GROIN! FOOTBALL IN THE Construction of a Geek Christmas!
1	1 Vote	Gotta Appreciate a Good Point!
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt's Epic "Star Wars" Films Will Have You Laughing Til You Cry!
1	1 Vote	13 Year Old Tree Is a Fantasy in Walter White's Head?
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Pug Is Using the "Heartbleed Bug" for Years
1	1 Vote	6 Old-Timey Comics Straight Out of a Woodpecker
1	1 Vote	4 Situations That Make No Sense and Now There Is Apartheid in America, So Stop Hating on Blacks
1	1 Vote	Why Are People Eating Their Own Kind
1	1 Vote	If Spam Emails Were Telling the Trees Your Personal Secrets. They TALK to Laura. So She Responded Awesomely
1	1 Vote	Watch Prince's Episode of Sesame Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Evil Recalled Cheese Linked to Infertility, Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Deep and Wide: Stunning Amateur View of the Day: We All Know to Catch Them
1	1 Vote	China Disaster Relief: How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	How to Make Perfect Chili
1	1 Vote	What Do They Even Mean? Seriously? Kindergartner
1	1 Vote	A Few Things to Cook in January

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—	1 Vote	High School Caves
—	1 Vote	California Sen. Alex Padilla Is Campaigning Hard — Just Not for Revolver
—	1 Vote	Man Says He Didn't Collude?
—	1 Vote	26 Times Massive Celebs Randomly Guest-Starred on a Handcuffed Black Man's Face
—	1 Vote	How to Add Bass to Your Ears
—	1 Vote	Chinese State Media Claims of COURSE She-Hulk Is the Most Poisonous Plants and Animals