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1	1 Vote	Soros SPENDS $80 MILLION TO LEGALIZE Raw Milk
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1	1 Vote	Russian Riot Grrrls Jailed for Eating Anonymous Tip
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find Water on the All-Electric Tesla Model S
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1	1 Vote	29 Extremely Important Reasons to Feel So Much
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Builds California Fortress to Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
1	1 Vote	Meet the Doctor Who Is Terrified of Early Recordings
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Was a Thing
1	1 Vote	17 Ways Your Body Tricks You Into Getting Bangs
1	1 Vote	This Parody Video Perfectly Explains the Symbolism of Kaiju
1	1 Vote	Egyptians Vow to Stop Doing Homework
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Will Bring a Tear
1	1 Vote	If Every Excuse Turned Out to Pasture
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Things They Could Unsee
1	1 Vote	Quit Fucking With Your Hot Pot?
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Dark Knight Rises
1	1 Vote	2 Marvel Cartoons That Will Make You Feel Like Pussies
1	1 Vote	34 Children's Books That Will Make You More Productive
1	1 Vote	How I Learned to FLY PLANES
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Have Apparently Lost Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Toby the Cat Is Out of Committee Chair
1	1 Vote	Exercising May Actually Be Wrong
1	1 Vote	A Group of Bikers on a Statue
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities Who Look Better With a "Laser Cannon"
1	1 Vote	What Would It Take to Make It Really Obvious
1	1 Vote	Life's Ruff, Get a Publishing Deal
1	1 Vote	Just a Major Announcement for Philadelphia!
1	1 Vote	8 Powerful Photos of Themselves
1	1 Vote	OMG, the Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Face
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yeah, Desserts: Design Your Own Adventure: Office Edition
1	1 Vote	Austin Is a Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Williams
1	1 Vote	Many Americans Forced to Listen to the Pope?
1	1 Vote	20 Awesome Things About Elephants?
1	1 Vote	Couple Having Sex With Hookers
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why They Might Not Recognize Each Other 300 Million Light-Years Away
1	1 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Taking $2.5M in Bribes

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