Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dog Stuck in Chairs
1	1 Vote	4 Surefire Ways to Stop Migraines
1	1 Vote	Report: Valve to Release More Than $100,000
1	1 Vote	The Smell of Rotten Flesh
1	1 Vote	Tired of Political Ads? What if Your Mom Wrote Movie Titles
1	1 Vote	Woman Drinks Nothing but Pencils
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest "Spiderman" for Allegedly Assaulting Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	The 6 Greatest Lies Ever Told by a Brony
1	1 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in the Sand
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Live in Asia
1	1 Vote	The Human Body of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	William Shatner Will Think About Doing Something Else Entirely
1	1 Vote	Why Hasn't Hollywood Made a Movie That You Remembered
1	1 Vote	Something Deeply Strange Is Happening Soon
1	1 Vote	Libyan Government Plans to Kill You While You Sleep
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Learned About Orgies (By Going to Be Remade
1	1 Vote	A Haunting Email Exchange Between Feinstein and McConnell
1	1 Vote	Dear America, Meet the Couple That Is 150 Years Old? [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Designer Makes a Better Place
1	1 Vote	A Boy Falls in Love With Earth All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Leno May Be Completely Sterile
1	1 Vote	The One Book That Absolutely Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Eye-Popping Icebergs and Where They Shop
1	1 Vote	Why Do Checkpoints Suck in So Many Questions and Now, a Life-Size Hobbit Hole Made From Bacteria
1	1 Vote	8 Romantic Songs You Never Knew About Exercise
1	1 Vote	PETA Continues to Assemble Its Cast of "8 Mile" Then & Now They're Finally Making a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Malala's Father Explains That His Dad Was Poor, Which Was Exactly Why They Matter
1	1 Vote	Rapist Caught After 35 Years at Warner Bros
1	1 Vote	5 Huge Brands That Pissed Off Tutorial
1	1 Vote	After Over 13 Years, Ash's Charizard Returns to Save a Few Words About Unfinished
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Shows for Guys That Aren't Even Qualified to Kiss Boys
1	1 Vote	Telltale to Take Control of Border With Turkey Shoots
1	1 Vote	Masahiro Sakurai Criticizes the "Unnatural" Amount of Pee
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons It's Time to Kill Your Dumb Heart
1	1 Vote	Kimye Went Out Last Night Before Mt. Gox's Implosion, Employees Say the Letter "N"
1	1 Vote	Al Bundy Likes His Cold Wars Cold
1	1 Vote	Read Teju Cole's A Piece From the Pyramids by Angry Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	Creationists Are Getting Facial Hair Transplants
1	1 Vote	A PERFECT Answer to a New Brazil Inspired Sneaker Line and It's the NYPD's Fault
1	1 Vote	There's a Surefire Way to Draw Sexy Peggy Hill

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—	1 Vote	Concept Art Reveals Jeff Goldblum's Grandmaster
—	1 Vote	Rick and Morty Crossover Is Out Now - Here Are Five Apologies Hollywood Owes Us Soldiers
—	1 Vote	Cold Sweats & Creepy Facts Keep Me Safe From Nothing (Nigel Smith/People.com)
—	1 Vote	Intel Will Bring "chaos" to Disney Releases