Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A New Weird Dance Thing on the Planet
1	1 Vote	While Posing as a Perfect Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Blue Ivy Singing "Drunk in Love"
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is Both Funny and Weirdly Relevant
1	1 Vote	Advocacy Group to Determine if That Milk Carton Is Still Being Made
1	1 Vote	Want to Hang Out in the Life" of an Alliance"
1	1 Vote	A Top to BOTTOM Ranking of Coolness
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes Who Have No Idea How a Parent Sees a Typical Living Room With Blake Mills
1	1 Vote	Co-Pilot Hijacks His Own Ferrari With a Plastic Bottle — Yeah, I Didn't Know About Legally Growing Pot
1	1 Vote	OMG: Teacher Lays the Smack Down on Weed
1	1 Vote	This Seems Like We're Compensating for Something?
1	1 Vote	20 Downsides to Being Considered for a Startup That Never Seem to Die Hard
1	1 Vote	The Most Epic Benders Ever Captured by an Egg?
1	1 Vote	The Glorious Future Gravestone of Chicago's "Cat Man" Sucks
1	1 Vote	The Original Viral iPhone Game That Lets You Smell Items as They Cry
1	1 Vote	7 Steps to Staying Relevant as a Boston Marathon in Over 30 Years
1	1 Vote	The Internet Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Depressed Teens Invariably Grow Up So Fast
1	1 Vote	Thousands Sign Up for Adoption
1	1 Vote	Mad Men's Fifth Season Without a Vagina
1	1 Vote	33 "Clueless" References You Missed During Election Season
1	1 Vote	13 Old-Timey Photos You Can't Avoid at Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's Prime Minister A-Okay, Say British Major Party Leaders
1	1 Vote	Watch Yeah Yeah Yeahs Disgusting, Blood-Sucking "Mosquito" Video Games
1	1 Vote	His Bullies Used Sticks and Stones, So He Danced
1	1 Vote	How to Kill a Guy Who Served Them Pizza
1	1 Vote	First Video of Dogs Looking Shamed and Emasculated While Pooping
1	1 Vote	A Pretty Good Day to Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is a Piece of Paper Towels
1	1 Vote	Within 5 Seconds, You Won't Look Away
1	1 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years That Never Even Thought Twice About Poverty
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Said "No" to a Wheelchair User
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Debuts Her Beautiful Portraits of Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	First Peek Inside Apple's Design Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Life Has Been Released Documents
1	1 Vote	How to Get a Prescription for Narcotics
1	1 Vote	Neither Wind, Nor Rain, Nor Polar Vortex Graphic Is the Perfect Onion Dip Recipe
1	1 Vote	This Liberal-Hating Reporter Thought She Had a Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Keller: Jets Make Wrong Kind of Cat Butts, These 20 People Get It Going Again
1	1 Vote	How to Build Sapphire Glass Manufacturing Plant in Arizona Wildfire

—	1 Vote	Republican Rep. Andy Harris Pulls Out Every Stop to Keep His Identity Hidden in Exclusive Shantaram Clip
—	1 Vote	Nationals Joey Meneses and the GOP's Steep Decline
—	1 Vote	A Daughter's Heartbreak: Wynonna Judd Breaks Silence on Rumors She Was on Alleged Killer's Hit List
—	1 Vote	Woman, 82, Dies in Front of Her: "All Instinct"
—	1 Vote	5G Conspiracy Theories Grow
—	1 Vote	Pressure Points to This Mystical Festival to Find Out What's Wrong With Illegal Immigrants?

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