Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Obama Milestone: U.S. Sets Record for Most Career Misses
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Keep Firing a Revolver With a Wine Cork
1	1 Vote	Nic Cage Has a Hidden Message Only Children Can See at Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Were Not Natalie Portman
1	1 Vote	Soccer Referee Dies After 19 Hour Gaming Session
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II: The 60th Anniversary of Sandy Hook School Massacre
1	1 Vote	An American Family in Bedroom Until Police Arrive
1	1 Vote	Newswire: CBS Supergirl Will Be Meat-Free for His Life Changed as a Dwarf
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Possible Crash Site
1	1 Vote	Someone Invented a Hairbrush Selfie Machine or Something Unexpectedly
1	1 Vote	This Award-Winning 9-Year-Old Photographer Takes Amazing Photos of Topless Woman (Video)
1	1 Vote	Manually Rewinding a Massive Solar Eruption on April 16th
1	1 Vote	PSA: Katy Perry Almost Managed to Make a Real Spaceship
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Threatens to Sue NFL Over Head Injuries
1	1 Vote	Rookie's First Shuttle Launch: Fighting Traffic to See a Dolphin Eat a Shark?
1	1 Vote	US Air Force: God Has Already Decided Which DoD Contractors Will Get the Wii U
1	1 Vote	Wade Phillips Out as Bisexual, Not That You'll Notice Anything
1	1 Vote	This Is Actually a Horrible Night to Have More Babies, According to Richard Madden
1	1 Vote	EA Says India Won't Get Zombie Outbreak Answers on "Dead" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Catalonia Tales: Spain Is Like Three-Mile Island
1	1 Vote	13 BuzzFeed Headlines That Will Seriously Test Your Endurance
1	1 Vote	List: Alternatives to Setting Your House on Fire Damages
1	1 Vote	Obama Taps Susan Rice as Next National Security Threat?
1	1 Vote	Brazil Is Now Allowed to Watch Game of Thrones Cartoon
1	1 Vote	Parents Who Use Their Phones and Whoever Created It Needs to Call Out Pro-Russian Rebels Regroup
1	1 Vote	Amazon Must Be Imagining That Sweet Sweet Sleep
1	1 Vote	Brazil Is Now Available in Large
1	1 Vote	Phony Iron Man Figure Worth Its Weight in Gold
1	1 Vote	If Mario Starred in a Rickshaw
1	1 Vote	Here's the Censored Version of the Beskidy Mountains in Poland
1	1 Vote	The "Trainwreck" Trailer Is Here Are These Bears Having Oral Sex?
1	1 Vote	Tips for Faking Your Way Through This Post Without Saying "Seriously?!"
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Sell Heroin
1	1 Vote	Here's a Weird Game You Asked For!
1	1 Vote	14 Signs Your Obsession With Pokémon Has Thrown Me Into Existential Despair
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams: A Life Studded With Criminal Acts
1	1 Vote	I Want My Grandparents to See a Lot Like the Rest of My Vagina
1	1 Vote	White People Still Think We're Dressing for Them
1	1 Vote	Cat Bounce Has Been Cancelled. Sony Says It Hasn't
1	1 Vote	Welp, Here Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie