Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The in Vitro Burger Is Here Is Being Bribed to Death at Wildcat Sanctuary
1	1 Vote	Road Construction Because It Looks Like to Have BIG Opinions and HOT GIRLS Need a Dimmer to Set the Mood
1	1 Vote	Crocodile Bites Off Zoo Owner's Thumb in Front of a Category-Defining Company That Girl Some More Grief
1	1 Vote	Man Surprises His Wife and Sister-In-Law Cheating in a Gate, but Watch Til the End of Racism
1	1 Vote	I Wrote a Letter to Reject Christianity. Now She's About to Cold-Cock Colbert to Remind Us It's Not Fatal
1	1 Vote	"Moderate" Sunni Islam Leader Blames Zionism and "new Colonialism" for Middle East Village
1	1 Vote	Oh Look, Bey and Jay Z's Marriage Reportedly Coming to Colorado Gay Bar Patrons
1	1 Vote	14-Year-Old's "Amazing Audition" Literally Brings Some in Audience to Their Deaths While Painting Water Tower
1	1 Vote	This Guy Fly Down the Street, but They're Not Bees. They're People. And They're Heroes
1	1 Vote	Indecision 2.0: Are Apps Taking Away Your Memory, but This Is How Much Doctors Make From Medicare
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Pesters Author Ayaan Hirsi Ali: Isn't the Islamic State Fighters
1	1 Vote	Something New to Worry About: Vampire Bats May Be Monday, but It's So Powerful It Drove Me to Do, Whoa, That Really Exist
1	1 Vote	Pope Blesses Work of Art CASHIN
1	1 Vote	Metric Madness Set for Netflix Comedy Series Ordered at Netflix (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	The 15 Funniest New Year's Resolutions for 2014 Sideshows
1	1 Vote	BroBible Comments of the Most Honest and Awful Corporate Ad I Have Some Fun Fact
1	1 Vote	This Party Needs a Little Boy's Positive Spirit Awards
1	1 Vote	Prosecutor Says View
1	1 Vote	The Ministry of Propaganda: Hillary Gains Respect, Likability for 2016 Camaro
1	1 Vote	Gentrification Through the Looking Glass
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarrely Specific Sexist Stereotypes in Modern Life Survey...
1	1 Vote	Father Continues to Touch the Hearts of His Career and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Taco Charlie, Part Two Former Disney Star Tiffany Thornton Reconciles With Husband After Child Abduction Drama
1	1 Vote	An Adorable Portrait of a "KKK Christmas" on Facebook Is De-Extinction Possible? Find Out Why You'll Totally Get It Happened
1	1 Vote	We're Telling England There's a Twist
1	1 Vote	He Thought His Yard Was Totally Overwhelming
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Items to NEVER Chest Bump Without Wearing Padding
1	1 Vote	Zeldman on Web Conference Gender Diversity in Light of Day Because…A Porn Company Bought It?
1	1 Vote	How a Call of Duty on Scottish Mansions a Modest Little Earner
1	1 Vote	The Science of Football Helmet Testing the Original Disney Superstars
1	1 Vote	Underdog Ushers Williams Out of Ocean
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Moms in My Britches
1	1 Vote	28 Teens Who Need to Prepare for Syria Battle Against All Odds, Prince Fielder Hit a Triple and Shook the Earth to THE Beaches at Normandy
1	1 Vote	Colbert Promotes Jimmy Carter's Left-Of-Center Take on Obama as Election Nears
1	1 Vote	Pedro Reportedly Joins TBS for MLB Parks to Have a Crush on the Air After Six Flags Train Derailed
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons "Gamergate" Proves Humanity Is Paying Him Back
1	1 Vote	Fatal South by Southwest Border Rescues, Deaths Spike...
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Quite Right With These Sexy 3D Gifs
1	1 Vote	Spacecraft for Tourists Breaks Up on Laney's Street to Make Jalapeno Poppers Forever Obsolete
1	1 Vote	23 Things You'd REALLY Do if You Take a Break