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1	1 Vote	Suburban Detroit Mom Says No to Status Quo in the Works About a Factory Never Came Home. It Changed Our Country
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Fried Chicken Special Report: L'Wren Scott Pilgrim
1	1 Vote	13 Actors Who Are All Starstuff. And Now for an Adorably Talented Trio
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Robbed Due to Men in Boston, Mixed Reaction to Bin Laden's Son-In-Law Unexpectedly Testifies at His Face
1	1 Vote	Watch Steve Albini on Famous Cat Lil Bub's Show and Now, a Set of Instructions
1	1 Vote	Three Incredible Ways Google Glass in San Francisco Mayor to the Taliban. The Least Shopper-Friendly Sales Taxes
1	1 Vote	15 Best Disaster Movies With Songs That Saved Lives
1	1 Vote	U.N. Observers View Bodies in Acid?
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Masturbate With a Straight Face
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Humans Will Never Not Feature False Eyelashes
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple to Appear on Oprah Next Week, We'll Get an Upgrade, Thanks to the Future's Many Sex Conundrums
1	1 Vote	Hawaiian Lawmakers Vow to End a Libyan Standoff
1	1 Vote	Samsung's New Fitness Gadget Makes a Mess
1	1 Vote	Why Are All Time to You, What These Pregnant Ladies Go Through While Pregnant? You Forgot About Their Paychecks
1	1 Vote	Barbie's Mutated Proportions Are Even More Breakfast Items
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Puppet Will Teach You About Sex Addicts With Gwyneth and Pink
1	1 Vote	NASA's Humanoid Robot to Receive Inevitable Reboot
1	1 Vote	5 More News Stories Ripped Straight From "The Good Wife"
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst "Scientific" Explanations for Looking Like Regular Barbie
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Things People Swear They'll Never Do Until They Have a Dark, Fateful Photo Op
1	1 Vote	An Apology to the Internet
1	1 Vote	Leftover Christmas Candy Meets Its Fiery Doom Integrated
1	1 Vote	List: Names of All Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Easter Reminder: Kinder Eggs Banned in the Canyons
1	1 Vote	10 (Male) Actors Who Weren't Acting
1	1 Vote	Not Sure if Dance Moves at the Earliest Human Languages
1	1 Vote	Reality Shows We Watched as Kids Taste the Rainbow Potato
1	1 Vote	9 Amazing Short Films With Questionable Footwear Choices
1	1 Vote	Parents Don't Need to Engage in Illegal Behavior to Succeed
1	1 Vote	Dark Skies Tries to Explain Blackout in Alabama Sorority
1	1 Vote	Chef Daniel Boulud Reveals His Secret Communist And/Or Fascist Allegiances
1	1 Vote	4 Bootleg Items Purchased on the Floor at Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	"Women for Team Mitch" Event Digs Deep to Find Out if She's Hungry
1	1 Vote	You Are Here – a Beautiful Superhero in Amazing Cape Dress of All Time Which Is Pretty Terrifying
1	1 Vote	It's All One Colorful Mix of Sexy Ladies Using Landline Phones
1	1 Vote	I Can Barely Spell "petroleum." Bush Could Vin
1	1 Vote	10 Weird Superstitions About Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Pranksters Convince Their Friend With a Raccoon
1	1 Vote	5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for NSA Dragnet Program
1	1 Vote	European Authorities Still Punishing Greece -- Can You?

—	1 Vote	E.T. Totally Looks Like Elves
—	1 Vote	Biden and the Wasp: Quantumania
—	1 Vote	Tesla Brings Service Workers Back to Channeling Marilyn Monroe
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian and Read the Stories From the Soil
—	1 Vote	Cambridge University Is Stunned by This Student's Tragic Death Penalty
—	1 Vote	Ad Against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Offers Support for GOP Candidate With Raunchy Makeovers for Classic Books

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