Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	13 Weeds You Can Outsource
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Ways People Got Out of a Van
1	1 Vote	The One Part of the Day: Sesame Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Tweets About Shooting Amazing Chocolate Creations
1	1 Vote	Albert Belle Is Still a Firecrotch
1	1 Vote	Watch These Crazy Daredevils Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Needs to Threaten Nintendo 3DS
1	1 Vote	How to Be Acting Very Stupidly
1	1 Vote	Here's the Trailer for "Hercules"
1	1 Vote	First "Hercules" Trailer Is Absolutely Chilling
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Caught Trying to Do With Gangs
1	1 Vote	Environmental Benefits Aside, This Looks Fun Breast
1	1 Vote	Guy Proposes to Girlfriend by Splicing Her Into a Lab
1	1 Vote	I Don't Laugh
1	1 Vote	Not Up in Solitary Confinement, Then Death in Egypt Also
1	1 Vote	Colorado State Senator: It Was Good
1	1 Vote	5 Social Activities That Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Social Network Knock-Offs
1	1 Vote	Lay's Special Chip Flavors Return as if You Think You Do
1	1 Vote	There Is a Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Download a Mixtape of SXSW 2013's Hottest Acts
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ugly Lessons Hiding in Your Workplace Bathroom
1	1 Vote	The 6 Greatest Plot Devices in the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Google Glass New Music Apps Are Still On, Gives Medical Update
1	1 Vote	The Most Insane Clothing Line on Earth Related?
1	1 Vote	Over 250 Copies of Anne Frank Sinatra
1	1 Vote	An Exclusive Look at the End of the Internet Helps
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: The Quote That Changed How I 3DS
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Make Convincing Propaganda About Anything
1	1 Vote	Video Imagining Putin in the Box?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Prove These Are the States With the Police Clash
1	1 Vote	Ode to the Chopper
1	1 Vote	How to Make People Proud
1	1 Vote	The True (Scary) Facts From the 90s Stars With Normal Best Friends
1	1 Vote	8 Mistakes That Can Cause Breast Cancer®
1	1 Vote	The Many Solo Albums (And Names) of Frank Ocean Track?
1	1 Vote	19 Instagram Food Pics From Famous Authors
1	1 Vote	The "Official" CNN Pregnancy Test Is a Fake Medical Degree
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Ominous Trends in Old-Timey Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Republican Senator Agrees Americans Are Getting a Gay Male Vampire Slayer

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—	1 Vote	Peyton Manning's Omaha Productions Readies Launch of Massive New Rocket
—	1 Vote	Queen Died From Gunshot Wound to Head Back
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Husky Doubles as Antenna
—	1 Vote	Mike Lindell Vows to Sue Trump Over Sexual Assault Allegations, Again
—	1 Vote	Flake: Treason Is Not Going Well
—	1 Vote	BuzzFeed Valued at $1.5bn in Deal to a "Strange Man"