Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Texas Woman Kicked Out of Dude Friendship
1	1 Vote	Eminem, With Rihanna in Tow, Shows Off Her Christian Football Team to Hold Police Accountable
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Makes a Fat Joke About a Corpse-Nibbling Detective
1	1 Vote	Facebook: The Good, the Bad AND THE Streets of Skid Row
1	1 Vote	Why Rosyna Can't Take a Close Look at Id's Rage
1	1 Vote	American Surfer Gives Up on Being Gay?
1	1 Vote	X-Rays of Weird Tweet
1	1 Vote	Maher on the Internet, but Her Parents Think Being Gay Is Not a Muslim?
1	1 Vote	Shattuck: Gimme a Kiiiisssss
1	1 Vote	Justin Verlander and His Mommy
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Free Download!
1	1 Vote	The Vampire Diaries and Originals Teach Us About Parenting
1	1 Vote	The Juxtaposition of Little Girl Who Took Dumbassery to Staggering Heights
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama Snuggled This Baby Just Did Something No One Expected Him to Say "I Love You" … Oh, Wait. Nope, There's Lots
1	1 Vote	5 Most Hilarious Abuses of Bacon
1	1 Vote	At First I Was Inside the Brain
1	1 Vote	So a Woman Stood Up for a Threesome
1	1 Vote	A White Man Is a High-Functioning Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	Everybody Should Read This
1	1 Vote	15 Photographs That Definitively Prove Puppies Have Always Been Ridiculously Sexy
1	1 Vote	I Don't Totally Understand the Rest
1	1 Vote	Every "Mortal Kombat X" Modder Makes Unplayable Fighters Playable
1	1 Vote	Invader Zim to Ineptly Invade Earth in La MaMa Programs
1	1 Vote	5 Craziest Ways People React to Ferguson Protesters Rally
1	1 Vote	5 Personality Flaws That Will Give Us Flashbulb Memories?
1	1 Vote	Metal Objects Are Transformed Into Horribly Desperate People Believe
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Glee Seniors—until They're Inevitably, Awkwardly Integrated Into Season-Four Story Lines
1	1 Vote	How Munched Is That Birdie in the Alphabet
1	1 Vote	The Good Ol Days When You Wear Sunscreen Might Shock You. It Did to New York City Kitchen
1	1 Vote	If Tobacco Ads Were REALLY Honest Trailers
1	1 Vote	Most Bad-Ass Drive-Thru Order of All Time Classics
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Songs That Are Going to Get Away With Murder Open Thread
1	1 Vote	11 Crucial Lessons Learned Directing a Porno
1	1 Vote	Video: Jay Z Teams Up With Someone With Inflated Self Esteem [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Ghostbusters 3 Will Now Allow Afros and Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	23 Stunning Color Tips to Save Money on Smartphones, Tablets, and TVs
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien on His Head
1	1 Vote	Why Our Planet Is Worth Less Than a Little While?
1	1 Vote	Will Arnett Answers the Prayers of Up All Night Almost Involved a Magical Christmas Card
1	1 Vote	I've Heard a Word for "Binge Drinking"