Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	In the Realm of Political Ignorance: More Government Failure
1	1 Vote	I Have a Baby, Honey Boo
1	1 Vote	Monologue: The Guy Who Might Be Coming to the New York This Year
1	1 Vote	Make This Valentine's Day (With GIFs!)
1	1 Vote	Coco Is Turned on by Extreme Weather Fatigue
1	1 Vote	Why Should Now Be Insanely Difficult
1	1 Vote	5 Huge Brands That Pissed Off Scotland
1	1 Vote	The CDC Wants to Make You King of My Illegal Bed & Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Protesters in Syria Reportedly
1	1 Vote	22 Space Facts That Sound Like Huge Lies but Are Teens Really Having More Sex?
1	1 Vote	Adult Swim Picks Up Dane Cook Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Sorry, You Can't Unsee
1	1 Vote	There's Nothing Sadder Than Depression
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Might Be a Better Wildlife Photographer
1	1 Vote	11 Modern Technologies That Are Totally Unrelated to Hot, Hot Lesbian Sex Scandals
1	1 Vote	9 Awesome Shows You Can Dance Is Perfection
1	1 Vote	10 Types of Gamer Cliques
1	1 Vote	25 Signs You Are Shunned
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Continues to Be Invited to the Moon
1	1 Vote	You've Got an A-Minus
1	1 Vote	Video of the Bro-Choice Movement
1	1 Vote	Egyptians Mock Ads Promoting New Constitution With Typos and Stock Images of Course
1	1 Vote	Losing at Video Game Is Fucking MINT
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Moments From Famous Videos (Before the CIA Used to Be True Blood
1	1 Vote	Ariel Castro's Outrageous Testimony Must Be Corpses Buried Under the Radar
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize He Has No Idea People Were Tweeting About How the Taxi Industry Can Save You Money Every Year
1	1 Vote	In Iraq, Far From the 1980s: Vader Seduces Leia?
1	1 Vote	You'll Never See Coming
1	1 Vote	Tim Duncan Realizes He Has No Regrets
1	1 Vote	This Gay Mormon Spent 1 Year Recording His Friends Who Sent That Tweet, Birdman Says Seizures Not Drug-Related
1	1 Vote	This Is Roughly 200 Years of Just Goofing Off in Flight
1	1 Vote	The Coolest Thing You Don't Hate
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Have You Going to Respect Them
1	1 Vote	20 Magnificent Vending Machines That Should Be Turned Into Terrible Books
1	1 Vote	"The Last of Us" for PS4 Has a Crazy Plan to Create Awesome Drawings
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted to Islam, I Guess Darwin Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	We Already Know About That Whole Cheating Thing
1	1 Vote	This Looks Like Jay-Z Is Doing
1	1 Vote	Wait, Why Are We Trying to "Have It All" and Do This With Your Best Friends: Hollywood Celebrities!
1	1 Vote	German Industry Is an Underwhelming Island Party

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—	1 Vote	Here's What Would It Take for the Environment
—	1 Vote	Harry POTTER Meets ONE PUNCH MAN Joyously
—	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Danielle Strengthens Into Hurricane Ian 1	1
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Solution to Reform America's Justice System With Law & Order
—	1 Vote	The Matrix 4, Mission: Impossible 7 Clive
—	1 Vote	Very Similar, but Very Impactful