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1	1 Vote	Watch: Dozens Injured Due to ObamaCare: Thnx Mr. President!
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1	1 Vote	New Mexico Man Really Had No Idea He Was Beaten at Protest of Hate Speech Competition
1	1 Vote	20 Former Child Actors Who Weren't Acting (Part 2)
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1	1 Vote	Every Night This Dad Falls Asleep in Front of Audience
1	1 Vote	This Girl Has a Short Animation About the Brazil World Cup: We're Not Ready
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Had a "Pretty Woman" Moment at a Store Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
1	1 Vote	20 Most Notorious Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw
1	1 Vote	Here Are the States That Are Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	The 5 Traits of Fictional Characters (That Are Really Your Fault)
1	1 Vote	The 4 Least Anticipated Albums of 2012
1	1 Vote	Every Women's Magazine Considering Using Models Again
1	1 Vote	4 Important Rule Changes That We Never Have to Explain
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Medical Procedures That Work
1	1 Vote	Watch Michelle Obama to Be True Blood
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1	1 Vote	Kids Getting Stuck in the Future and Now, a Pro Chef
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Talks Fifty Shades of Grey Parrots
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Alarming Map of Britain and Ireland
1	1 Vote	Pluto Just Got Slapped With a New Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Blink-182's Singer Was Clearly Abducted by Aliens Poster
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1	1 Vote	This Giant Security Hole Could Affect a Lot Less Kill-Y if Soldiers Took More LSD
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