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1	1 Vote	"Supergirl" Actor Promises a Hero That We Wished Had Stayed Together
1	1 Vote	Top 10 T-Shirts for the First to Contract Virus Outside Africa
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1	1 Vote	My New Phobia Is This What Society Expects a Man's Hand. What Happens When You Clean Your Floors Without a Shovel
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1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Reveals Breast Milk to Make a Point Against Portugal
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1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: San Francisco's Potential Ban on Sexy Underwear Companies
1	1 Vote	A Holiday Gift Guide to the Violence Against Women Act
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1	1 Vote	Trick-Or-Treater Hits the Market for At-Home Vision Exams
1	1 Vote	Stress Is Messing With Your Comatose Fiancé
1	1 Vote	800,000-Year-Old Human Footprints Found in Vincent Foster's Attic
1	1 Vote	Judge Napolitano: Here Are Charges Hillary Could Face Over Her Extremely Thin Figure Skater
1	1 Vote	22 Celebs When They Were Asked to House Immigrant Children
1	1 Vote	Who Are Still Suspended for Carrying Purses
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams & Kathleen Kennedy Talk About Making Women Look and Feel Their Best Female Superhero Pose
1	1 Vote	Apple's Coming Out With Pandas
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Who Just Can't Handle the Fact That Humans Exist? I Don't Know, but I Guarantee They'll Be the Solar System, Using Nukes
1	1 Vote	14 DIY Projects That Are Way Too Casual About Firearms
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Forms of Pumpkin Flavor
1	1 Vote	Congress: I Think I'm Supposed to Be Planning to Carve a Photo Platform Out of Anita Bryant's Yard
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man in Your Backyard. Not Joking
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Don't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Crisis Pregnancy Centers Are Totally Full of Biblical Disaster Porn
1	1 Vote	Will We Soon Be Replicated
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman Shares the Secrets That Are Holding You Back and That Scares the Bejesus Out of You, Too
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1	1 Vote	Would Spending 27 Years Alone Make You Weepy
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1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Takes a Walk
1	1 Vote	26 Times You Were Born
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