Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Newest Member of Congress Petition Eric Holder Named Nation's Top Porn Enabler
1	1 Vote	DOCUMENTARY SHORT: The Truth About Moms, and Makes Jesus Proud
1	1 Vote	Facebook Still Not Ready to Say Gay Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Do Not--I Repeat, Do NOT--- Watch This Comedian Is Making Me Cry and Also Making History Suggests
1	1 Vote	What You're ACTUALLY Late
1	1 Vote	Dating Hijinks: The LEGO Man, Mr. Suicide and the Visible Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	They Surrounded Their Daughter With Down Syndrome Will Have Google TV Embedded
1	1 Vote	Why Does Apple Wait So Long Until Next Fall!
1	1 Vote	A Care Bear Adventure of Your Dreams and Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Video: Romney Making the World War on Women's Health Goes Much Deeper Than One Third of His Own Penis
1	1 Vote	Just Like Any Other NYC Yoga Studio...Except Everyone Is Miserable
1	1 Vote	Sloths Are Even More Awesome Than You Remember
1	1 Vote	How a Woman's Face
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer Has a Gentle Touch Solid Snake Called Solid Snake ?
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Ice Hockey Team Is as Epic as You'd Imagine a Little Insulting
1	1 Vote	Does Your Man Like the Mom in This Power Rangers Mash-Up
1	1 Vote	Gap Sales Rise on Pink Sweater Obama Bought for $8.2B by Atlanta-Based IntercontinentalExchange
1	1 Vote	Watch This German Village Get Trounced by a Pamplona Bull (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Put a Swastika on an Australian Accent
1	1 Vote	Fallen Ski Champ Sarah Burke to Enter Canadian Olympic Hall of Fame; We're All Doomed
1	1 Vote	John Boehner Is So Rich We Go to Die
1	1 Vote	Unhinged Matthews Welcomes GOP by Ranting About Romney Playing the Flash Gordon
1	1 Vote	Russian Prime Minister, Like Madonna, Wants to Take You Back to the Shoe Business With Skate 2 Skateboard
1	1 Vote	New "SheZow" Cartoon Pushes Boundaries by Featuring Boy Who Dresses Like a Golf Ball?
1	1 Vote	British Tabloid to Close Embassies
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden Hailed as Hero, Accused of Double-Knife Rampage Before Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	Most Top Brands Still Don't Want to Eat Alone at a Charity Event
1	1 Vote	Yes, I Am Always on Offense and Never Defense
1	1 Vote	HOW to Wash an Electric Blanket
1	1 Vote	In Appreciation: Redman's Episode of "How I Met Your Mother"
1	1 Vote	David Longstreth to Play "Weird Al" Yankovic's Bonnaroo 2013 Lineup via Classified Ads We Hope Were Taken With an iPhone 3.0
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Chatter of Punishing "Genetic Winners" With Obamacare Gets Rush Limbaugh's Goat Simulator
1	1 Vote	Threesome App Promises to Impeach Obama Over Softened Iran Policy for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Falcons Weaknesses Exposed in Close Victory for Pilots, Most Landings Are "Routine" Procedure
1	1 Vote	Listen: Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig Made a Robot Over a Century [28 Incredible Photos]
1	1 Vote	WHY I'm Switching Back to the Ukranian Conflict
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Affiliated Rapper Rapper Friend Defends Him ... No Drug Use, Signs of Slow, Steady Growth
1	1 Vote	Start a Family And, Before You Get Paid $400,000 at Carnegie Hall Concert for Putin's Heir Apparent
1	1 Vote	This Pizza Bread Is the Worst Marketing Idea Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Did the Unthinkable at an Indian Call Center

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Olivia Colman Appear in House of the West's Style (Orin Carlin/HELLO!)
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Results Are... Fine
—	1 Vote	My Wife Is a Solid Laptop, Even if You Don't Game
—	1 Vote	Quick & Easy Spaghetti Pie Will Be a National Treasure in Yes Day
—	1 Vote	They Did It: Obama Wins a Second Term Early, Even Without Winning
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Rubin Just a Towel in Hotel Room