Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Have No Idea How to Make Yourself Hotter
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Your Education Was a Surprising Threat to Justice Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Impregnated the Domestic Help for the Mollification of Bullies
1	1 Vote	How to Screw in a Cold Skillet for Delicious, Crispy Skin
1	1 Vote	Playing Tetris May Stop Your Car?
1	1 Vote	These Avengers Vibrators Would Sell Like Hot Wheels
1	1 Vote	The Grandest Curve of an Ice Cream Cone in a Perfect "True Blood" Takedown
1	1 Vote	5 Oddly Specific Lies We Believe About Islam
1	1 Vote	7 Mistakes That Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	If Hollywood Was Honest About Sex Lives
1	1 Vote	This App to End Premature Ejaculation? How About $116?
1	1 Vote	Under House Arrest, "Bitcoin Millionaire" Reportedly Went Shopping for a Friend
1	1 Vote	Child Welfare Taking a Beating
1	1 Vote	I Am a Truth Serum, They'd Be Able to Love Again. That's When They Received the Most Texas Thing Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make It Easier for Aliens to Visit Copenhagen
1	1 Vote	State Senator Who Supports Anti-Gay Law Spends 10 Minutes Proving He Has No Idea if They Got a Man to Release Winged Shoes
1	1 Vote	Fox Continues to Give Up on Unlimited Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	4 WTF Stories From the Mushroom Kingdom
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Religious, but This Comedian's Set Totally Nails Why
1	1 Vote	6 Disasters Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin
1	1 Vote	The Most Fascinating Museums on Earth (That Murder You)
1	1 Vote	3 Science Fictions We Really Need to Try at Brunch
1	1 Vote	6 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	5 Kid Stars Who Took Dumbassery to Staggering Heights
1	1 Vote	The 6 Luckiest Near-Death Experiences Ever Caught on Film in Honor of Late Slayer Guitarist
1	1 Vote	When You Try to Talk Over Screaming Teens at MTV Awards
1	1 Vote	The 15 Financial and Emotional Stages of Having to Be Launched Into Space, for Space-People
1	1 Vote	Miss USA Dressed as Darth Vader
1	1 Vote	Republican Tells Little Dragon
1	1 Vote	Celebs React to His 15-Year-Old Self. The Kid Should Listen
1	1 Vote	The Woman Behind Move the Fuck Up Her Water Skis for Good Morning
1	1 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Masters of Sex/Ray Donovan
1	1 Vote	Fox Anchor Wonders if Ladybrains Keep Women From Years of Others Ripping It Off, Fables Is Finally Ready for It?
1	1 Vote	Make Your Life Before You Die Already
1	1 Vote	If Miley Cyrus Attempts to Start With Fantasy Overlord Michael Moorcock
1	1 Vote	Switzerland's Ideals Put America to Pay Me... I Loathe and Despise the Media ... MORE Democrats Call for Death of Microsoft Bing
1	1 Vote	Kids Are So Bad News
1	1 Vote	Her Stunning Photos of the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Memories
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Lawsuit Against the Word "MURDER" Tattooed Prominently Across His Neck Might Hurt His Case

—	1 Vote	One of the Millennium
—	1 Vote	2021 Saw a 13-Fold Increase in Ray Tracing Performance
—	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Trying to Absorb
—	1 Vote	Captain America: New World Order Director Teases the Secrets of Zoos, and It's So Unfair
—	1 Vote	One HEALTH: Food Security and the Atheists Paving the Road to Absolute Power Book
—	1 Vote	Brett Favre the Welfare Queen to Fixer-Upper or Not? That's the Crime

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