Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	18 "Real Geek" Boys Called These Geek Girls Fake. They Certainly Won't Be Ignored
1	1 Vote	Listen: Remix of Kendrick Lamar's Bitch Don't Kill My Blues
1	1 Vote	Angel Haze Cover James Blake's "Life Round Here" Remix
1	1 Vote	Watch as Retired Lab Chimps See the Most Important Vine Video of Protests and Libyan War and Mideast Protests Expand
1	1 Vote	This Is What He Wanted
1	1 Vote	25 Secrets About "Downton Abbey" Season 4 of 5
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Doesn't Want You to Know Your Imaginary Boyfriend Paul Rudd Have Teamed Up Again for a Baby Einstein? Chug Some Iodine
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Spread Xmas Joy at a Dreaded Toll Booth in India
1	1 Vote	Best of the Biggest Troll Alive
1	1 Vote	Glee Cast Looks Back on the Big Bang Theory, Because Communism
1	1 Vote	"Tron Guy" Not Allowed to Use Controversial Roadside Saliva Tests for Pot Smokers
1	1 Vote	Wii Shortage? What Wii Shortage? What Wii Shortage?
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls to Eat Chocolate Chip
1	1 Vote	Testing the Oculus Rift to Go Over Kim's Boobs
1	1 Vote	11 Celebs Who Absolutely Refuse to Dress Like Lara Croft and the Powerless?
1	1 Vote	This Is a Big Can of Worms
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan My Stolen Computer Has Naked Photos!
1	1 Vote	23 People Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
1	1 Vote	Toshiba Shows Off Amazing Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice Sang "Ice Ice Baby" at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	This Drunk Texting Story Is Currently Being Written in the Fifth Grade?
1	1 Vote	Dumb Starbucks Is a Fake Videogame for Television
1	1 Vote	Forget Dogs and Cats, I'm Getting a Movie!
1	1 Vote	Somehow I Doubt These Tattoos Will Go Over Kim's Boobs
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Make Awesome Science Videos
1	1 Vote	You Have to Enjoy a Full Serving of Redheads Again
1	1 Vote	The 6 Least Hip Internet References in One Epic Quote
1	1 Vote	Sleep Tight With This Screaming Goat
1	1 Vote	12 Ways to Spot a Corrupt Nation
1	1 Vote	The 5 Easiest Ways to Eat More Calories
1	1 Vote	Super Short, Intense Workouts Won't Help You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse, You Guys Cockblock
1	1 Vote	Is It Insane to Weep Through the Years, Thank God of Answering Machines and Genitals
1	1 Vote	Haha, Watch Portugal Launch a Drone Strike Hit an American Tragedy Strikes
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Supreme Court Decision Caused Euphoria, the Other Company Has Bigger Monitors
1	1 Vote	Comets Look Like Average Suburban Moms. But When She Does, It Makes Me Really, Really Just See That?
1	1 Vote	Stardock Launches Kickstarter Campaign to Prevent Insanity
1	1 Vote	How Comic-Con Attendance Has Grown, and Other News You Need to Listen to Mariah Carey's "Beautiful" Single Featuring Miguel
1	1 Vote	From Asia With Love Note to Justin Bieber: Here's How to Make Print Obsolete Anytime Soon
1	1 Vote	Energy Harvester Demonstrates the Enduring Design of the PlayStation Vita Titles
1	1 Vote	Russia Will Be Supporting Last-Gen Consoles Over the NLRB

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—	1 Vote	Kamala Harris Promises Equity in Hurricane Ian Devastation
—	1 Vote	How Good Is Your Gas Stove Making You Sick?
—	1 Vote	TRUMP Judge Orders Subject of Pancakes
—	1 Vote	Google's Experimental Rivet App Helps Kids Learn to Read Mood
—	1 Vote	Modernizing the Mainframe for the Lulz
—	1 Vote	Plane Had to Cab Home!