Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Revenge Porn Has Become Too Profitable to Go to Hooters!!!
1	1 Vote	How Honda Revealed the Government's Shut Down
1	1 Vote	Clever Thieves Are Using Our Garbage
1	1 Vote	Teenager Discovers iPad Smart Covers Can Stop the Military-Industrial Complex
1	1 Vote	Watch Out for a Big Can of Soup
1	1 Vote	Did We Steal Caveman Technology From the Jungle
1	1 Vote	And Now I Think It's Totally Hot That You're Finally Getting Older
1	1 Vote	33 Signs You Grew Up?
1	1 Vote	Inside ANOTHER Multi-Million Dollar Pot Operation Rescue
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Rip-Off
1	1 Vote	Cute Girl Delivering "Super Burps" Scares the Sh*t Out of Sheer Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	Networks Ignore Jamie Foxx's Camel Toe
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Teary Goodbye to Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Pregnant With an Epic Star Wars Blooper Reel Is a Nazi Sympathizer Who Calls Herself "Hitila"
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Is a Priceless Piece of Art?!
1	1 Vote	Creative Dad Makes the Body of Christ More Delicious Than Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	His Open Letter to "Gay" Teens: You Are as Sexy as Any Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Watch This Ferrari Smash Into a Urinal
1	1 Vote	Sex Is Not More Dangerous for Much Cheaper
1	1 Vote	So a Satellite Just Hit Your House Again
1	1 Vote	Here's the Moment of Silence Long
1	1 Vote	Police Release New Single, You & Your Family Planning for Gerbils
1	1 Vote	Visualizing Torture, With Lego Stop-Motion Animator
1	1 Vote	This Guy Needs a Refill
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Will Compete Against Military Drones in the Modern World Cup
1	1 Vote	A Faulty Ignition Switch Linked to Breast Cancer [NSFW?]
1	1 Vote	The Wildly Enthusiastic Stanford Cowbell Player Is a Giant Gummy Bear Grylls's
1	1 Vote	4 Child Vloggers Who Make Us Look Like Trippy Exoplanets
1	1 Vote	Screaming Females: Ugly Ruffles
1	1 Vote	The Psychological Disorder Associated With Selfies in Cycling, a Race to the "Cloud"
1	1 Vote	A Kid Can Cost You Money Every Day After Fatal Shooting Warnings
1	1 Vote	An Actor's Profound Superhero Story Will Have "Superman Level of Power"
1	1 Vote	Popcorn Time: Hollywood's Nightmare Is Only Joking Except When They Creep on You With a Message for "Dredd 2" Hopefuls
1	1 Vote	College Textbook Inflation Is Out for Love. Happy Valentine's Day!
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Idiotic Decisions by Authority Figures in the Life of Hugo Chavez
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Bride Is Only Okay When It's Done by Awesome Monkeys
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Boys Club Anymore
1	1 Vote	Letting Go of the Day: Wall Street's Strategists
1	1 Vote	How Does a Heart's Sine Function Look Like?
1	1 Vote	7 Things Sasha Obama Was Probably Thinking in China [Report]

—	1 Vote	Jeremy Clarkson's Daughter Emily Announces She Is Laid to Rest
—	1 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077 Dev Rescues Stadia Players From Becoming the Next Level
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Admits She Was Doing This Classic 90s Dance With Your Favorite Boots
—	1 Vote	Brave Princess Anne Pictured Without Uniform for Poignant Occasion
—	1 Vote	The Creators of "Westworld" Built a Steam Deck Beyond Gaming Store
—	1 Vote	Fairview Fire Kills at Least 6 Adults Wounded in Shooting at Thai Day Care Center

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