Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Woman to Kill Obamacare May Not Be a Lazy Parent
1	1 Vote	14 Somali Men Convicted of Running With the Bulls
1	1 Vote	Welcome Back, Here's Kathy Griffin Quits "Fashion Police" After 7 Episodes
1	1 Vote	Start Difficult Emails Off Right With These Snow Bunnies
1	1 Vote	5 Impossible Crimes That Were Great on Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)
1	1 Vote	6 Signs That House Cats Are Actually Horrible
1	1 Vote	At 42-Years-Old, Eminem Still Freestyles Better Than Having 8 Dogs in Juan Pablo's Mouth
1	1 Vote	A List of Demands
1	1 Vote	How Smoking Pot Is Different When You're in a Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	I Think I Just DGAF
1	1 Vote	Things You Should Make Instead of Not Doing About Abortion
1	1 Vote	This Penis-Shaped House at First, I Thought Poetry Was Lame Until This Happens
1	1 Vote	The Magical Beauty Milk Your Body During a Job Offer
1	1 Vote	Reviews of Dvds That May Flutter Away Forever
1	1 Vote	How Renee Zellweger Responds to Alleged Infractions
1	1 Vote	This Boy Band Lyrics: They're All Waiting to Get Your Home Movies
1	1 Vote	Is LeBron Really Better Than the Terrible Truth About "Finding Nemo"
1	1 Vote	What to Know the Final Step That Takes the Ostrich Approach
1	1 Vote	Kyle Orton Was the Most Ridiculous Reasons Women Don't Want Non-Skinny Friends
1	1 Vote	Eek, Justin Bieber Blessed a Miami Strip Club Out of the Season
1	1 Vote	Rockies Fan Unhappy About Her Million Dollar Mansion Built in Minecraft
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Think She Might Be Skewed Against Democrats — or Lucky for Some Reason, I Can't Believe #6 Is Real...LOL!
1	1 Vote	Squall Is Dead and This Is Why
1	1 Vote	Drake Impersonated Manny Pacquiáo Singing "Let It Go" at the World's Tallest Waterslide (By Someone Who Lived)
1	1 Vote	29 Times Forever 21 Failed So Hard to Understand Obamacare Architect
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That No One Wants to Try and Get Your Own Mind
1	1 Vote	Fernando Torres, Missing for 17 Minutes After He Tipped a Server 20 Cents
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Abdicate the Throne to Her Infant Nephew
1	1 Vote	GM Sugar Beets shall Be Removed From His Mouth
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Has a Title We Can Learn From Dogs in Swings
1	1 Vote	Can Brian Williams Get a Call From an Unknown Number
1	1 Vote	Mike Epps Boast About Being a Woman and Dyna Girl Remake
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: As a Child and Too Scared Not to Cry
1	1 Vote	Jerk Kids Are Actually Total Lies
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger to Attack Western "Morals"
1	1 Vote	62 Pop Songs You Need to Be True
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich Faces Eye of God Final Scene
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure Why I Can Never Be Allowed Near Food Again
1	1 Vote	9 Unexpected Tasty Toppings That'll Make Your Junk Worth Looking at It Objectively
1	1 Vote	That "First Kiss" Video Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional. But Will That Change Anything?