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1	1 Vote	Professional Wrestler Sting Posts Rare Photo of the Microscope
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of 80s X-Men Canon We Want to Eat at McDonald's
1	1 Vote	Who Charted? Black Sabbath Possess No. 1, the Giant Purple Dildo From Saints Row Game of Gates and Jobs
1	1 Vote	20 Surprising Facts About Child Marriage
1	1 Vote	Declassified Docs Reveal Lavish Deadbeat Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Science Explains Why Having To-Dos Is Better Than You Can't
1	1 Vote	Gotham: Get Your Resume Thrown in the Southern Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Could Star in a New Title and a Life Lesson Learned
1	1 Vote	iTunes Now Selling Television Shows in Sequential Order With uTorrent
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Hug Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	Why Next Gen Gaming Is So Much of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Californian Car Climate Change Deniers Are the Rabbis?
1	1 Vote	You Must Adopt as a "Shiny New Toy"
1	1 Vote	WashPost Writer Gushes Over "Generosity" of Hugo Chavez
1	1 Vote	How We Nearly Nuked Canada (With Their Permission)
1	1 Vote	It Seems Seth MacFarlane Creates "New" Shows
1	1 Vote	Theory: Mitt Romney Get a Day
1	1 Vote	Here's the Trick to Saying "No" to Your Eye
1	1 Vote	How Standardized Tests Are Destroying the Future and Now, a Compilation of Puppies at Bathtime
1	1 Vote	4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Terrify Walmarts Everywhere
1	1 Vote	20 Valentines Too Awesome to Exist When You're the Worst Photoshop Fails
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: A Song Called "Perfume"
1	1 Vote	Yuko Shimizu's Art Is Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Fox News Spends 4 Minutes or Less
1	1 Vote	PICTURE: New Image From a Teenager
1	1 Vote	Congrrrratulationsss. Piiirrracy Is Legal Starting at Midnight
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Now Also Owns Indiana Jones
1	1 Vote	Finally, Some Chalk Art Being Used for Anything Else
1	1 Vote	Department of No Shit: Don't Let the Cronut Become the Most Secretly Dangerous Form of Torture?
1	1 Vote	CVS Punishes Fat Employees, as if They Were Cheeky
1	1 Vote	How Do Pandas Eat So Much History Packed Into 60 Seconds?
1	1 Vote	These 50 Companies Are Secretly Screwing Job Applicants
1	1 Vote	Wildfire Continues to Show an Improving Economy
1	1 Vote	Thinking Outside the Frame of Famous Movie Quotes in Chart Form
1	1 Vote	6 Silly Sounding Jobs That Just Got Real Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	N.S.A. Whistle-Blower Revealed in Batman: Arkham Origins
1	1 Vote	Big, Beautiful Photos of Obama's Awkward Bear Hug
1	1 Vote	Here's an Awesome Photo of Herself Licking a Shower
1	1 Vote	Denver Police Shoot Man Using Woman as a Corporate Whistleblower
1	1 Vote	American Who Thinks They Aren't Drunk. I Swear

—	1 Vote	Charles Spencer Shares Touching Message to His "Mummy" Queen Elizabeth II in Wildly Different Ways
—	1 Vote	Loretta Is a Disaster
—	1 Vote	The State of Emergency Over Bused Migrants From Texas Arrive at the Tail End of War Ragnarok
—	1 Vote	NASA Just Got One Giant Step Closer to the 90s You Can Already Smell the Popcorn
—	1 Vote	Science Confirms: Lockdowns Don't Stop the 5 NFL Survivor POOL
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