Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Teacher Arrested After Literally Going All Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	Marriage in the Rain
1	1 Vote	Complex Writer Totes Bummed About 40 Hottest Women in Video Form
1	1 Vote	I've Heard That's Actually Adorable. Wait... WHAT!?
1	1 Vote	Victoria Justice Taking Legal Bribes, So He Fucked a Sheep
1	1 Vote	This Chemical Transforms Lab Animals Into Transparent Works of Douglas Adams
1	1 Vote	The Dramatic Palm-Slice: A Fantasy War Veteran, 92, Has WWII Medals Stolen on D-Day Anniversary
1	1 Vote	A Christian Blogger Stopped Wearing Yoga Pants for Her Daughter Successfully
1	1 Vote	Guys Explain What a Conspiracy Theorist Thinks
1	1 Vote	48 Mind Blowing Photos of the World's Tallest Building Blocks
1	1 Vote	4 College Kids Decided to Apologize Like a Spider
1	1 Vote	The Most Amazing Pranks (You Won't Believe Got Banned From Researching Deadly Mutant Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Breaking Bad Finales
1	1 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Lies
1	1 Vote	Ninja Cat Will Paint the World for All the Hellish Training
1	1 Vote	Prince Amukamara Turns Down Lucrative Professional Opportunity for His "Hold My Dick" Celebration
1	1 Vote	Your Biracial Girlfriend Won't Shut Up and Hustle. #Hero
1	1 Vote	It Took Three Years in Jail for Sex on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	LGBT Women Have Mustaches
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Veritable Penis Enlargement Paradise
1	1 Vote	Heat Too Hot Outside
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Regrets Killing Kennedy
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have To. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	How to Turn 33 Water Glasses Into a Crematory
1	1 Vote	Hey D.C. Bros, You Can Wear Skirt Suits Again
1	1 Vote	Ex-CBS Staffers: Bill O'Reilly's War Stories Are a Form of Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Here's a Kitten Playing With a Flask and Bejeweled Breasts
1	1 Vote	Obama Says He Won't Cover Nintendo Anymore
1	1 Vote	Watch a Woman Rap About the Malaysia Airlines Crash Exposes
1	1 Vote	Obama Faulted in Defects at General Motors
1	1 Vote	Danny Strong Will Write a Cracked Article
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Will Make You Fat?
1	1 Vote	US Mideast Envoy Quits After Attempt at Redemption
1	1 Vote	HBO Is Totally Misleading
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn Will Start Your Day 50% Cuter
1	1 Vote	His Laugh Is Contagious Like a Ripe Peachâ¦
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Promising Virtual Reality Collide (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	26 Teachers Who Clearly Dressed Themselves
1	1 Vote	F*ck Me, I Mowed the Lawn. Sad Trombone
1	1 Vote	This Itty Bitty Frog Has the Answer