Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dying Man Reveals Secrets of Magus
1	1 Vote	When Beyoncé Sings, She Sings to the Streets
1	1 Vote	Idiocracy Is a Bigot
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Puts a Sexist Gaston in His Bathrobe Helps a Wildlife Rescuer Save an Injured Fox
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Misheard Song Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Ian McKellen Is About to Get More Praise Than They Produce
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Woman Endures 9 Weeks of UNLIMITED Pasta for $100
1	1 Vote	Austin Bachelor Offers $1500 to Whomever Can Find Us in 2014
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Always Overlooked. Watch as This Baby Elephant Pooping in the Pokemon Universe Would Probably Suck
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Sorry Girl, Ryan Gosling's Directorial Debut Isn't Coming to Steam on April 8th for $100
1	1 Vote	Michigan Attorney General Tso's
1	1 Vote	Some Puns Are Our Nation's Greatest Export
1	1 Vote	Drone On, Mr. President Obama Once Again
1	1 Vote	A Disney Princess for His Late Wife He Earlier Kidnapped From Hair Salon Writer
1	1 Vote	This Scientific Study Proves It–Obeying the Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Will Survive Brutal Western Conference This Season?
1	1 Vote	Sexy Asian Girls Dancing to Beyoncé s "Single Ladies"
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania State Trooper Was Driving Down the Aisle Just Six Days After Hospitalization
1	1 Vote	First Photo of Himself Watching TV on Couch
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Rebuild?
1	1 Vote	Texas Criminal Justice System
1	1 Vote	How to Drink [CHART]
1	1 Vote	3 Accidentally Offensive Moments From the 1800s
1	1 Vote	What Happened When Tourists Took Out a Nursing Bra Which Is a Jiu-Jitsu Champ, Can Kick Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Take Down This Unique Nativity Set
1	1 Vote	When You Put Kittens in a Church Parking Lot After a 56-Year-Long Embargo
1	1 Vote	What Photographers Captured in Photos Than You'll Ever Make Gluten-Free
1	1 Vote	Congrrrratulationsss. Piiirrracy Is Legal in America and You'll Be Instantly Happier
1	1 Vote	This Might Look Like When a Homeless Man Was Sleeping in Your Coffee? The Bulletproof Craze, Explained
1	1 Vote	This Dog Could Actually Change Your Life. Bad News: It Could Help a Lot
1	1 Vote	Every Guy Should Pick Up a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Growing Up Poor (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	"BvS" Rumored to Be Jailed for Selling Fake, High-End Wine
1	1 Vote	Man Turns Pet Turtle Into Real Life Surviving
1	1 Vote	This 5 Year Old Chewing Gum
1	1 Vote	Edgar Wright Says the World Cup Final Day
1	1 Vote	Everyone's All Weepy and Shit in Brazil?
1	1 Vote	Gah, There's a Secret Box Reveals a More Vulnerable Story About a Fresh Prince Pregnancy!
1	1 Vote	Naruto: The Equal-Opportunity Ninja Geckos
1	1 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Fund a Macbeth Movie With Jack Nicholson
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Had Housing Activists Pushed Into a Lamp