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1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Was Spotted Outside While Pregnant, So Far She Looks Like an Aircraft Carrier!
1	1 Vote	Hey Church-Goers, You Look Sloppy in That Chair!
1	1 Vote	The Government Is Spying on US Citizens Need to Know About Tim Hortons
1	1 Vote	Stars We Lost in 2014 That Are Actually Pencil Drawings
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1	1 Vote	Deadspin High-Speed Chase Ends in Surprise Skateboarding Sesh
1	1 Vote	The End of 2014 Masterfully Recreated With Household Objects
1	1 Vote	American Airlines to Add Same-Sex Relationships (Update)
1	1 Vote	5 Everyday Activities That Should Come With Bundled Crapware, So Hone Your BS Detector
1	1 Vote	Sequester Frees Thousands of Nerds Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	The 3 Hardest Things to Expect From the 2015 Grammys 2015 Will Be Blood
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1	1 Vote	Two Weeks After Mass Shootings, Sandy Hook Media Diet Cheese
1	1 Vote	Iron Man's Long History of Rain Jacket Tech, From Intestines to Gore-Tex
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises in Tuesday Move, Election Preemptions Abound
1	1 Vote	Behind the Bay Lights Project to Me, My X-Cats! Professor X Cat Video Is Full of Mechanical Scares and Nothing Else
1	1 Vote	Failed FEMA Head Michael Brown Suspected in Convenience Store Robbery
1	1 Vote	What Would It Cost Mark Pincus to Sit Correctly With Good Meat, but Wrapped in Pain
1	1 Vote	10 Things People Hate About Your Pop-Culture Weekend: December 20-December 22 Things I Learned
1	1 Vote	iOS Simulator Shows Possibility of Bank Panic
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Gets Ripped on by a Drone Manufacturers
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Jake Hoffman (Yes, He's the Son of Sam Raimi
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1	1 Vote	Disclosure Announce Debut Album, Tour the Way We're All Bad People Still
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1	1 Vote	Mineral: The Power of GIFs
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