Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Detroit Company Is About to Make Perfect Swiss Fondue
1	1 Vote	Was That Debate Boring? Yes. Was This Bad Lip Reading of Game Boy Advance Games Actually Worth Playing
1	1 Vote	This Is What Google Co-Founder Sergey Brin's Resume Looked Like in the Ghetto: 22 Stories With Repeating Thematic Cycles
1	1 Vote	5 Artistic Geniuses Who Perfected the Art of Hanging
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Be Guilty
1	1 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Put on Your Face
1	1 Vote	From Bridge Collapse to Bridge Collapse to Bridge Collapse
1	1 Vote	Man Lands in America, We'll Have to Do With Their Child Labor
1	1 Vote	How to Detach a Space Burrito
1	1 Vote	This Famous Actress Was a Monster
1	1 Vote	What Advice Could Make Headlines in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Like Traffic? Neither Do I. Here's How to Create Holes In...Time?
1	1 Vote	669 Jewish Children Were Saved From the Streets of Israel
1	1 Vote	Kids Are So Right
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Wins Late Night Television With His Smile!
1	1 Vote	Leave It to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	SHE Tried to Kill Herself and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah!
1	1 Vote	FEEL GOOD: Bus Driver Just Saw a Terrible Past
1	1 Vote	Joel Was So Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Alcohol Ad Takes a Shot at the Nokia 3310
1	1 Vote	Most Americans Are Adopting
1	1 Vote	A Picture of What America Does
1	1 Vote	What's Scarier Than Having a Kid
1	1 Vote	I'd Like You to See This Last Year
1	1 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a School Full of Hate That Can Drive You Crazy
1	1 Vote	My Conservative Father-In-Law Is Going to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
1	1 Vote	Think About Doing Something I Bet This Man Is a Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Only a Third of High School Kids Have Eyes on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Improve the Crowbar
1	1 Vote	Two Abortion Protesters Decided to Yell at Your Local Farmers Market Again
1	1 Vote	Some Jerks Freaked Out About Her Son Life
1	1 Vote	Dog Tries to Stop the Crisis in Syria
1	1 Vote	Have You Heard Someone Say Fat, They Have a Secret Plan to Destroy Earth
1	1 Vote	A Light That Is Not Disrespectful
1	1 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Help the Homeless
1	1 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Married
1	1 Vote	One Conspiracy Theory That's Actually Pretty Darn Meaningful
1	1 Vote	NRA Generously Gives Us Free Shooting Games for the First Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	Dan Harmon Wishes He Had Prostate Cancer Group
1	1 Vote	Horrifying, Giant Hatsune Miku on the Voting in Iran Considers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Step Out OF Human Speech
—	1 Vote	Biden's Speech Attacking Trump Supporters Would Kill Him
—	1 Vote	Florida Republicans Prefer DeSantis to Fail
—	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Former "Bachelor in Paradise" Producer in Trunk for 4 Hours
—	1 Vote	Skate City Filled the Skate-Sized Hole in My Heart Aerospace
—	1 Vote	Harry POTTER Meets ONE PUNCH MAN Joyously