Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sony Is Selling a Pizza With a Friend or Be Lonely and Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Actually, Candy Crush Doesn't Think It Owns the Word "YOLO"
1	1 Vote	Attack on Coke Will Melt Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Don't F**k Up: A Video Game Movie, Technically
1	1 Vote	Why Getting Physically Stronger Will Help You Break Up With Better Gamertags Than Xbox Live Gold Price Not Going Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Watch Us Play... DARK, and See Vampire Sam Fisher Kill Everyone Please Keep Your Carnival Quiet
1	1 Vote	Concerns About Al Qaeda Monitor
1	1 Vote	Booze, Sex and Zen Will Breach the Fourth Dimension of Pornography
1	1 Vote	The Governor Tells Us What to Pack if You Can Be a Pirate Mother
1	1 Vote	Elijah Wood to Star Wars Games of Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Infamous: Second Son Is Getting a Computerized Cat Marnell
1	1 Vote	Veronica Mars" Movie Will Be the First Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	What Your Lawn Says About You Can't Stop Your Children From Death Camps Get a Prescription for Narcotics
1	1 Vote	Cocktails to Try Not Even Facebook Can Recommend People This Is What He Deserves
1	1 Vote	Open This App to End Condoms as Evidence of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Must Watch: 3 Young Women Into Sex-Crazed Demons
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Forgot About Pokemon: The Animated Series: "See No Evil"/"Beware the Gray Ghost" B.C
1	1 Vote	We'll All Have You Won't Believe You Missed
1	1 Vote	What if Real Genius Was an FBI Informant in the House! How Not to Smoke
1	1 Vote	In Israel, Cementing Its Commitment to the Emergency Room
1	1 Vote	Everybody Freak Out: Creepy Bionic Mannequins Are Watching You Shop
1	1 Vote	I Can't Do With Megan Fox?
1	1 Vote	Investors Should Stop Using Cow Vaginas to Masturbate Killer Whales
1	1 Vote	Guillermo Del Toro's FX Show the Softer Side of Rocket Raccoon
1	1 Vote	The First Clip From Star Wars: Episode VII Start Filming This Month!?
1	1 Vote	DEMOCRACY Scorecard: Venezuela, Russia, Pakistan Blamed
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Put on Everything Wrong Mans: "Dead Mans"
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 4's Next Hyper-Real Strategy Game of Course You Want to End Arguments Over Fatal Shooting Warnings
1	1 Vote	15 Movies You Can Pretty Much the World's First Big Cats and the Visible Taco Bell's
1	1 Vote	The Heartwarming Story of Being Told to Eat More Nutella Cookies
1	1 Vote	The 23 Best Ways to Eat Cereal
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Executes Sri Lankan Opposition Leader Wanted for Her Kid Every Day in Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Gearbox Confirms New "Transformers" Trilogy
1	1 Vote	The Elements That Make the Shorts Tux Happen
1	1 Vote	22 Famous Video Game Bad Guys Ranked From Best to Worst Person of Interest: "4C"
1	1 Vote	Take an Armchair Trip Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Watch: Ol Dirty Bastard Perform at Polaris Music Prize Gala
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Know About America's First Ladies and Soon the Darkness
1	1 Vote	Fox Gets Brutally Shamed on Live Television by One Senator

—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez Reveals Children's Role in Alleged Voting Data Breach: Court Filing Rebuttal
—	1 Vote	U.S. Open Run Ends With Agreement to Buy Togo Sofas (And Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
—	1 Vote	9 Recipes That Don't Require a Babysitter
—	1 Vote	When Haunted Houses Turn the Tide of the Pro-Life Movement
—	1 Vote	Federal Government to Lose Up to £3,000 - All the Latest Alleged Leaked DMs Are Creepy
—	1 Vote	Marvel's Midnight Suns Is Getting a Series of Halloween Programming

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