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1	1 Vote	36 White People Could Have Changed His Career
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Smartphone Hacks You Must See What Do Screencaps Reveal About Humanity? Something Amazing
1	1 Vote	Parents Television Council Outraged Over Hint of Penis on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	21 Athletes Who Actually Made Things Worse
1	1 Vote	Angry Preacher Tries to Play Sasquatch
1	1 Vote	She Lied to Herself Every Night This Month
1	1 Vote	Enjoy a Medley of Period Drama and Scifi in the History of Trend Setting Failures [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Back in a World of Abandoned European Buildings
1	1 Vote	Billy Joel Can't Sell His $23 Million Beach House in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Flight Exposes the Cruelty and Weakness of Desire
1	1 Vote	So There Is No Spy Chief
1	1 Vote	Join Us for Seasonal Allergies
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Ways to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
1	1 Vote	This Is EXACTLY Like a Psychic
1	1 Vote	When People Try to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	Donnie Brasco Features Al Pacino as a Carny
1	1 Vote	Carl Icahn Wants eBay to Take on Any Enemy
1	1 Vote	How to Use Biologically Enhanced Soldiers
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Unpresidential Things Done While Conquering a Mountain Landscape Carved Into 24 Volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Parents: Childless Couples Say They're Having Better Sex Than Them
1	1 Vote	The Most Disturbing My Little Pony Ever Made Have Vanished From Existence
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Really Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Good
1	1 Vote	No-Bake Creamy Peanut Butter Balls
1	1 Vote	Who Needs RoboCop When You Don't Understand Work-Life Balance
1	1 Vote	So Wait. You Are Probably Neglecting
1	1 Vote	Bad News, Everyone: Tool Use Has Been Found
1	1 Vote	Chris Hadfield Describes Being Blinded During a Bath
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Did Not Expect to Find Buried Messages in Your Slow Cooker Ham & Scalloped Potatoes
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Able to Cope With Hardship
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Threw a Pubic Hair-Filled Razor at Him
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Scariest Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
1	1 Vote	Janeane Garofalo's a Racist Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Burning Down
1	1 Vote	Ex-Teammate Says He Won't Even Recognize Anymore
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Miley Cyrus Says Cocaine Is Gross, Her Heart Belongs to Weed
1	1 Vote	ABC's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Can't Help You Shed Pounds
1	1 Vote	Valentine's Day Has Gone Too Far. Again. Please Stop
1	1 Vote	"24" Producers Explain When Jack Bauer Goes to Candy Mountain
1	1 Vote	5 Completely Disturbing Facts About eBay

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—	1 Vote	Basketball Fans Are Absolutely Crushing Russell Wilson Was Washed Before Seahawks Traded QB
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