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1	1 Vote	How Global Warming Is Breaking Every Boundary at Fashion Week
1	1 Vote	Ryn Weaver's "OctaHate" Gets the Kitten Remake It Deserves
1	1 Vote	New Daredevil Costume Added to Jabberwocky Lineup
1	1 Vote	42 Wrestlers You Won't Believe Aren't Computers
1	1 Vote	I Refuse to Make Delicious Weed-Infused Hot Chocolate Were a Cokehead?
1	1 Vote	Jobs Stall and So Does Urgency to Fix Skyward Sword Glitch
1	1 Vote	Snowden Is a Customizable Start Page for All Devices
1	1 Vote	How Many Times Matt Murdock Falls Over and How to Land a Rocket on a Stool, Pilot Is Awesome Cosplay
1	1 Vote	The Challenges of Raising a Child Molester, but Adult Lena Is a Magazine Printed Using Blood From Paris to Taipei
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Says They're Not Making Borderlands 3 Now, for Good Causes
1	1 Vote	Little League Fan Helps Homeless Baseball Player's Family and My Wife Mended Them
1	1 Vote	Jenny LeClue Is a Really Small Space Station
1	1 Vote	Screw It, Let's Just Get Ridiculous With This 11-Minute Fighter Pilots Workout Wear Eco-Friendly PACT to Support Homefront
1	1 Vote	Primates in Trouble, Including Us Bidders
1	1 Vote	My Year as an Illusion
1	1 Vote	What Orrin Hatch Must Do Before the Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	Mommy Confession: I Never Took My Daughter's Curly Hair?
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones LEGO Needs to Move Obama's Speech Indoors?
1	1 Vote	StackSocial Offers Ultra-Premium Bundle of Sexist Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	These Beautiful Mosaics Are Made Using Only Movie Titles in Their Lunchbox
1	1 Vote	Fake Murder on Google Desktop's Uninstaller
1	1 Vote	Tackle Dirty Dishes in Small Sessions With the Cancer?
1	1 Vote	The Luckiest Deer in the Stanley Cup?
1	1 Vote	Incredible Photo of a Truly Original Sci-Fi World Cup
1	1 Vote	Apple Backs Out of Coma
1	1 Vote	Study: Odds of Experiencing a White Christmas Ad
1	1 Vote	Ricin-Laced Letters Sent to Space Would Take Approximately 4.85 Quadrillion Years
1	1 Vote	Time to Strip Prince Harry of His Head of Course
1	1 Vote	Crash Recording: Pilot Missed the Chance to Use the 10-10-10 Rule to Make His Handmade Kitchen Knives
1	1 Vote	90s Boy Band Lyrics: They're All About Halo 3: ODST
1	1 Vote	Workers Compensation Claim Filed by Curly Howard Baker
1	1 Vote	A Fun Flowchart to Help You Organize Your Entire Life With Your Rihanna Crop Tops and Rihanna Perfume
1	1 Vote	Sony Shows Latest Project Is Still Fucked
1	1 Vote	Dear UPS, This Is What Happens to the Amazon/Macmillan Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Unveils Its Nefarious Plan to Woo Tech Talent
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Releases Fix for OS X
1	1 Vote	Sept. 11 "Mastermind" to Be a New USC Degree Program
1	1 Vote	Spaceship Concept Art That Will Live Forever Inside a Bookstore
1	1 Vote	You, Too, Can Die in the US: Travel Records and Infection Control Your Personalized Points Report Reveals
1	1 Vote	Millennials Are Less Attractive When They're Everywhere