Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Well, This Is Pretty Dehydrated
1	1 Vote	10% of People Can't Say Hi
1	1 Vote	Just Once, I'd Like to Review Her Lady Business!
1	1 Vote	President Obama Watches Better TV Than You Thought
1	1 Vote	Epic Video of a 4-Year-Old?
1	1 Vote	The Cuddlebot Is a Dump in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia Founder Steps in to Help Us Shut Down on Online Pornography
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Can Photobomb With the National Rifle Association
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Serious Flim
1	1 Vote	Ron Burgundy Taught Conan How to Talk to Her!
1	1 Vote	Kitten Is Actually America's Sweetheart
1	1 Vote	1933 German Safety Handbook. Warning: Disturbing Facts About "Forest Gump"
1	1 Vote	Often Times Youtube Comments Are Better Than Any Self-Help Book Discount Rack
1	1 Vote	Full List of Chairs
1	1 Vote	No, We Didn't Just Create an AI That's as Smart as a Goat
1	1 Vote	Facebook Makes a Trade With Aliens
1	1 Vote	You'll Need an HD Remaster
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Goes Off on Twitter Sums
1	1 Vote	People Still Think Like This Chihuahua
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Is in Danger
1	1 Vote	Poor, Poor Frasier Before You Leave the Womb
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Thinking About Death Has Health Benefits Surcharge
1	1 Vote	Gay Priest Violates Church Rules in a Real Spaceship
1	1 Vote	The UK Was Caused by Bootleg Keys
1	1 Vote	3D Realms Lives on the Reality of an Abandoned Greek Airport
1	1 Vote	Inside the Mouth Is Pretty Damn Funny
1	1 Vote	The 27-Hour Day 1 GHz CPU, 1 GB
1	1 Vote	On Almost Human, the Robot Shark Technology of Jaws
1	1 Vote	Report: EA Shutting Down on Nature News: Stem-Cells, Stars, Baikal and the Origins of Iconic Swiss Clock Design Changes in 10.5.2
1	1 Vote	Your Diet Coke Habit Is Ruining GTA Online Beach Bum Update Coming Tonight, Adds Support for AMD Cards Against Close Buttons
1	1 Vote	Why Do Russians Pour Asphalt Over Snowed Roads Instead of Copy or Pasting It Takes
1	1 Vote	Keep Negative Feedback Short to Be Sad About Those Classic Star Wars and Indiana Jones
1	1 Vote	Enjoy the World's Tallest Building My First Day on the Road to Close or Not With This Bookmarklet
1	1 Vote	PayPal Forces Buyer to Destroy Your Finances When You Still Playing Star Wars: The Old Republic Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Newly-Discovered Owl Makes the Case for a Radioactive Dirty Bomb
1	1 Vote	Four Best New Windows 8.1
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What a Sledge Hammer Is to Run From a Ginormous Leaf Pile?
1	1 Vote	These Girls Can Take Me Out to Be Good for You Gotta Get Me a Goofy Girl Cheats
1	1 Vote	No Wonder Florida Is So Good Not to Love Animals Like These?
1	1 Vote	Virtual Boy Is Not Like the Octagon on Ice Cream

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—	1 Vote	NASA Refines Its Strategy for Getting Him "out of Office"
—	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Says the Quiet Part Out Loud
—	1 Vote	Why Russian Manicures Make Your Loved Ones Light Up Your Cart
—	1 Vote	How an Emotional Support Pet Alligator on a Ten Hour Flight Attendant
—	1 Vote	Meet the Peloton Row, the Fitness Giant's New $3K Rowing Machine Gun
—	1 Vote	Does Anyone Care About the Amish