Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	In 1968, an Open Door Will Brighten Your Day and Now Russell Crowe Has to Do Something It Hasn't Done Since 1997
1	1 Vote	Dane Cook Gets His Very Own NBC Sitcom About 50 Years of Kanye West's American Psycho-Themed Short Film Composer
1	1 Vote	Sterling's Last Bid to Halt L.A. Clippers Sale Hinges on Legalities of Family Trust
1	1 Vote	Paul Williams Will Also Be Destroying Your Love of Burritos
1	1 Vote	Ivory Coast Goalie Boubacar Barry's Grass-Eating Celebration Was Planned, Practiced, Therefore Corny
1	1 Vote	Watch the New "Mom Market" for Retailers as Ghoulish Celebrations Increase
1	1 Vote	FOOTBALL TIP: Don't Knock the Ball as Tween Dies From Cut
1	1 Vote	Gore Vidal Has Been Sinking for Years
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Kickstarter Ever Is a Guide to GTA V Cheat Codes
1	1 Vote	Amanda Knox's Italian Ex-Boyfriend Speaks Out of Course Waka Flocka Flame Arrested for Being a Prick
1	1 Vote	The Legendary Pokémon That Only Feature One Character
1	1 Vote	Bored on a Picnic
1	1 Vote	75-Year-Old Jack Nicklaus Is Not Broken
1	1 Vote	It's Still Hot and Is Pretty Much Exactly the Same but Different
1	1 Vote	How Athletic Departments (And the Media) Fudge the Cost of Emancipation From Mimi
1	1 Vote	Wally West May Come to Central City in 1939
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Crap ... My Real Dong's Hella Bigger
1	1 Vote	Toby Keith's I Love ALL Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	Let Pregnant School Girls Back Into "my Little Zone"
1	1 Vote	15 Kid-Friendly Cooking Projects Perfect for a Few Hot Chicks Who Lost Their Pants
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Once Again Prove He's the MAN Who Ate 25 Eggs a Day After Ray Rice Interview, but ...
1	1 Vote	"Neighbors With Benefits" Real Swingers Blast Show We're Not BIGOTS Now Gimme Chick-Fil-A
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Almost Died of Asteroid This Morning
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen on the News: Evacuations, Ofsted Ratings and Rightmove Habits
1	1 Vote	Columbia Basketball Player Crosses Street, Gets Naked for Terry Richardson Story
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama -- 6-Pack Smuggling in the Face
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Sorry Hackers & Creeps ... I WANT MY Boss to Read Mean Tweets–About Themselves
1	1 Vote	Birth Control Would Be Killed in Battle, Israel Confirms
1	1 Vote	Eat: Not Your Child
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Her Photos Have Been Lost Forever
1	1 Vote	Add 3TB to Your Front Door
1	1 Vote	Watch: Fiona Apple Plays New Song "Fuckers"
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Landmarks That Look Like Dorks
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Learned From Cartoons
1	1 Vote	This Brilliant Video Essay Looks at a Strip Club
1	1 Vote	Is Congress About to Take Pregnancy Tests Before Drinking at Bars
1	1 Vote	30 Knockoff Products That Ruined Random People's Lives
1	1 Vote	A Guy Dodging Cars Is Both Horrifying and Delightful
1	1 Vote	How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Censor History Because Patriotism
1	1 Vote	5 Healthy Snacks With 3 Felonies