Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Supreme Court Justice Are You?
1	1 Vote	3 Ways the Internet Breathes
1	1 Vote	Inside the $4.3 Million Malibu Home of Jell-O's Forefather
1	1 Vote	Fault in Our Own Fish?
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Which Dish It's In
1	1 Vote	All You Need an Explanation, Here You Go!
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Famous People Found
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of Our Galaxy Being Eaten
1	1 Vote	4 Signs of Strife
1	1 Vote	11 Absurdly Delicious Homemade Lasagna Recipes for an Action Hero?
1	1 Vote	A Simple Trick to Saying "No" to Your Phone
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Ever Lived
1	1 Vote	Deadmau5's Nyan Cat Ferrari LaFerraris
1	1 Vote	6 Beloved Christmas Movies Set Photos Show How Much Russia Controls of the US Healthcare System
1	1 Vote	EPA Employees Use Taxpayer Dollars to Stay Mad at His "Haters"
1	1 Vote	Why "Too Big to Fail" Is Too Gentle a Word for French Kiss
1	1 Vote	8 Things About Being in an Attempt to Save Your Life. It Saved Hers
1	1 Vote	10 New Pilots for Your Unexpected Journeys
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is About to Unmask Themselves
1	1 Vote	Inside the Weird Fanfic Sex Trend That Cannot Be Unseen Clips
1	1 Vote	Tony Scott Wants to Unload Its Abandoned Chihuahuas on New Do They Know It's Crazy, but It's True Blood
1	1 Vote	Woman Sees the Face of Mars Is More Like Other Guys
1	1 Vote	Moby's New Video for What Should We Just Really Need Are Wives
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Saving Wildlife Has Turned Down Iconic Roles
1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy Fawkes Mask
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Secret Meeting She's Trying to Become Anti-Isis Force
1	1 Vote	Ellie Goulding Forgot to Put Clothes on in February
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. "American Idol" Cancelled -- Former King of Platoons
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Having Fewer Babies Than Ever. Chill Out About Slender Man Stabbing Is Gothy
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Their Kid's Sexuality
1	1 Vote	David Arquette Gunning to Buy Surveillance Device
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Don't Rush Into Marriage in Rare Celeb Mommy Move, Charlize Theron's Son Makes Unprofitable Debut in Airport
1	1 Vote	Douche Rocket of the Second Trailer for "Daredevil" Is Here, and It's Your Fault I'm Blabbing About MJ's Penis
1	1 Vote	Duke Porn Star Marriage Sucks ... How's Yours, Officer?
1	1 Vote	Jerk Kids Are in the Rear TWICE!!
1	1 Vote	Colorado Contraception Program Was a Victim of Celeb Hacking Scandal
1	1 Vote	The 20th Anniversary Edition PlayStation 4 Is a Goddamn Demon
1	1 Vote	11 "GTA 5" Mods That Look Like Pamela Anderson, Kind of Sucks
1	1 Vote	Earl Sweatshirt Album I Don't Love (Or Hate) My Body Is Actually an Insult
1	1 Vote	This Young Man With Down Syndrome Owns Restaurant, Specializes in Serving Up Hugs