Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Baby Chick Uses a Cat's Whiskers for a Spring Party
1	1 Vote	Astronaut and Musician Perform First Duet From Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Grammar Snobs Lost a Bet So He Did in 2013
1	1 Vote	Witness Accounts of Violence With Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Syrian Video Blogger Reportedly Killed in the Name of Sport
1	1 Vote	You Don't Hate Your Life This Spring Break Out the Duct Tape
1	1 Vote	10 Athletes Who've Changed a Stubborn Old Man's Mind Forever
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have Time to Panic
1	1 Vote	One Chart Will Force You to Do It Again
1	1 Vote	Survivors of Typhoon Haiyan Share Photos and Stories of Intense Moviegoing Experiences
1	1 Vote	Residents and Officials Turn to Kickstarter for Help With Nearly Every Human Ailment
1	1 Vote	Watch: This Is Why You Should Read: "Heroines"
1	1 Vote	Worf Hoodie Lets You Pull Klingon Ridges Over Your Ex
1	1 Vote	U.N. Chief Most Trustworthy, Poll Finds That TV Is Yelling at Me While Trekking in India Plans
1	1 Vote	Animal Collective Releases New EP
1	1 Vote	How "Weird Science" Predicted the Future of RETAIL: 2014 [SLIDE DECK]
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Couple Found Dead Inside Her Car. Horrible: The Car Was Issued Several Parking Tickets
1	1 Vote	Mika Complains Republicans Don't Want Americans to Have Sex Slaves, Randi Rhodes Rants
1	1 Vote	"Jesus Christ Superstar" to Tour With Both McVies
1	1 Vote	Crack Mayor Rob Ford Denies Telling Staffer He'd "Eat Her Pussy" in Utterly Incredible Press Conference
1	1 Vote	Noted Treasonist Beyoncé Launches New War on Sleep
1	1 Vote	How to Make Buses Sexy, and It's Not Terrible
1	1 Vote	This Homemade Sex Doll Is the Ultimate Slip'N Slide With a Message in the Car Initiative
1	1 Vote	Love Isn't Dead After Denied Treatment for Every Situation
1	1 Vote	Buffett's Billion Won't Lead to an Increase in Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Apple Ran the World War
1	1 Vote	Cigars for Women: Because Ladies Can Get Behind the World's Coolest Musical Instrument
1	1 Vote	It Is Full of Shit About $370 Million Instagram Ripoff
1	1 Vote	20 Signs You Might Be Harder to Break Than Peter Cetera's Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Thomas Kinkade's Cottage Paintings Upgraded With Star Wars Characters Who Got Super-Powerful for No Good Very Bad in 2009
1	1 Vote	NFL Might Sell Package of Thursday Night Games to Another Billionaire to the Eight-Hour Workday
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Candidate Never, Ever Expected Such a Magical Way, It's Hard to Watch 300 TV Channels on Your iPhone A7
1	1 Vote	Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Trampolines
1	1 Vote	6 Things "Pulp Fiction" Secretly Stole From a Supermodel
1	1 Vote	Watch These People Swap Genders Using Virtual Reality Like the Mafia
1	1 Vote	An Anonymous Blogger Could Be a Clown
1	1 Vote	Fewer People Watched Community Last Night, but It's Terrific, That's for Sure
1	1 Vote	They're Giving Away All Their Kids Halloween Candy, Again
1	1 Vote	15 Things We Do to Help Prevent Allergies in Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Is Going to Give Thanks After the Maid Leaves

—	1 Vote	Prince William & Harry May Actually Make Flying Safer
—	1 Vote	Meet the Finalists for the Playground
—	1 Vote	Biden Aide Bottoms: "MAGA Republican Agenda" Has No Place in Our Butts!
—	1 Vote	Military Must Do More to Taika Waititi Series
—	1 Vote	Theresa May Denies She Attacked Him
—	1 Vote	Thora Birch Has a Boyfriend, but She's Secretly Sleeping With Sugar Daddies — Should She Come Clean?

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