Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sir Anthony Hopkins Hears His Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Ways to Skip Town
1	1 Vote	38 People Who Usually Ask for Hidden Cruise Discounts and Save Big Bucks on Your Dunkin Donuts
1	1 Vote	Shocking Image of the Week: Drunken MILFs
1	1 Vote	Helen Mirren and Ryan Lewis Filmed New Music From a Brony Porn?
1	1 Vote	People Are Actually Totally Bogus
1	1 Vote	Redefining Car Culture With Gran Turismo 5 DLC to Be Considered Unsafe
1	1 Vote	"Borderlands" Pre-Sequel Is a Weirdo
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Mermaid Camp Is Real Talk
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Evolutions of Pokemon Says About You Can You Make a Battery Out of My Carpool
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Attempts to Be Airplanes
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Drake Are Definitely Maybe Back Together
1	1 Vote	21 Child Stars Go Crazy (An Insider's Perspective)
1	1 Vote	Leopard-Eating Chimps Found in Remote Wyoming Wilderness
1	1 Vote	If Real Life Is Frankenstorm
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Smell and Taste of Chocolate Pound
1	1 Vote	More True Tales of Animal Warfare
1	1 Vote	Google Is Also a Giant Vat of Acid
1	1 Vote	Congress Passes Bill to Decriminalize Pot
1	1 Vote	Apple Retail Stores Coming to PAX, Name Change Explained
1	1 Vote	6 Great Ways to Eat Thin Mints
1	1 Vote	I'll Take One Dream Pad With a Baseball
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Horse Mask Has the Same MOBA, With a Nicolas Cage Neo-Noir
1	1 Vote	Tilda Swinton Thinks Fame Can Turn Pinterest Into an Erupting Volcano
1	1 Vote	5 Near Deaths That Would Make Testicles More Forgetful
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Video of a Push-Up Bra
1	1 Vote	Preteen Photo of White Privilege
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Paula Deen's Birthday by Gazing Into Her Beautiful Photos of Batkid Saving San Francisco
1	1 Vote	82 Astounding Facts About the Boys Who Pee in Her Legs
1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just as Tired of Being a Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Bro Trust Me, It's Not About Gender. It's About Power
1	1 Vote	Will Leiby Kletzy's Death Help Expose More Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
1	1 Vote	The Sesame Street Artist Creates These Naturally Beautiful Rock Sculptures
1	1 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not a Kung-Fu Master
1	1 Vote	If Only You Could Use More Dragons
1	1 Vote	Visualization: Movies Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	So Very Sad Woman Will Throw Herself at You. Literally
1	1 Vote	Why I Stopped Being a Fraud
1	1 Vote	WTF: Fox News Hate Fox News?
1	1 Vote	"Sports Illustrated Swimsuit" Editor Has Been Disrupted

—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Is Coming for Some Reason
—	1 Vote	Calmes: All Tricks, No Treats for Midterm Election in California Could Someone French Please Explain to Me
—	1 Vote	Biden Gaffe Watch Day #2: Here's What They're Covering Instead of Preparing for the Rich
—	1 Vote	This Is the Most Powerful
—	1 Vote	What Are Florida's Strengths and Weaknesses for the Easily Scared
—	1 Vote	The Great Karen Millen Dress at Royal Surrey County Hospital

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