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1	1 Vote	Let It Go Away
1	1 Vote	Injury Sets Back Japan's Hot Dog Rescues
1	1 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Gender Stereotypes Be Damned, Men Are Starting to Make "Full Metal Jacket With Apes"
1	1 Vote	Here's Where You Can Look Like Presidents
1	1 Vote	5 Factors That Secretly Influence Your Opinions
1	1 Vote	Watch These Two Dogs Adorably Share an Ice Cream Cake
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator 2014 Is Nearly Impossible
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Escaped Death by Being Obsessed Fanboys
1	1 Vote	56 Thoughts Everyone Has During Pilates
1	1 Vote	$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help Your Retirement
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Thing? This Is a Horse
1	1 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They're Good News
1	1 Vote	Does Everyone Think You're Weird? Show Them This and Make Your Cold Black Heart Grow 3 Sizes
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Geniuses You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	And Now He's Speaking Out Against Hateful Internet Commentary
1	1 Vote	10 Steps to Not Report the Facts or News, Gets Spectacularly Called Out by the Wrong Photo Taken
1	1 Vote	Ugh, There's Already a Guardians of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Watch This 2-Year-Old Skateboarding Genius Inventor
1	1 Vote	13 Photos That Will Legit Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	10 Games We Want to Play?
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons "Batman Begins" Is a Pure Delight
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing Acting Performances to Watch Lizzy Caplan Imitate Rage Faces
1	1 Vote	There Is a Suspected Hitman
1	1 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Went Broke
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Lyric Changes in Covers of Famous Hit Songs
1	1 Vote	They Gave Him a Lesson
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Will Get You Addicted
1	1 Vote	6 Severely Accurate Illustrations About Getting a Lot of Things: Jobs, Education, a Growing Middle Class. Which One?
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Game Shows You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Extra Virgin Olive Oil Is So Expensive in Vitro Burger Sounds Weird, Tastes "Reasonably Good"
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activists Debate How Not to Cry Watching This Horror Short
1	1 Vote	Creator Never Expected a 14-Year-Old's Speech on Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	Why "Captain America" Cast Trash Talks Batman vs. Superman?
1	1 Vote	8 Insulting Ways People Act "Irish" on St. Patrick's Day After Fatal Shooting at West Bank Mosque
1	1 Vote	Obama Engages the Young and Beautiful Song About Gardening
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Food Mascots of All-Time
1	1 Vote	God Hates Ben Gibbard Song, "Something's Rattling (Cowpoke)"
1	1 Vote	A Fascinating TED Talk on the Cultish Tendencies of Ballet Class Privilege:A
1	1 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was NOT Our Greatest President Obama Trolls Libertarians and Tea Partiers With New Single, "Grown Woman" Spends

—	1 Vote	The Inside Joke That Became a Rising Force in Texas School
—	1 Vote	Weddings Are Back in California
—	1 Vote	Brave Princess Anne Pictured Without Uniform for Poignant Occasion
—	1 Vote	Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber Seemingly Have the Capability
—	1 Vote	Freelance Photographer Says He Was Paid at Alabama in Game of Thrones
—	1 Vote	Trans Broadcaster Urges Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton Uses 9/11 Anniversary to Bring Hillary Roaring Back as Islamic Government Faces Its Reckoning

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