Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The New Miley Cyrus Says She Hasn't Driven a Car
1	1 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning You Into a City and Add 12,000 Lemon Trees?
1	1 Vote	She's Been in Vermont
1	1 Vote	She Might Be Wrong About the 50 States
1	1 Vote	Let's Be Honest, Buying a Carton of Eggs
1	1 Vote	Science Has Officially Entered the Realm of Self-Parody
1	1 Vote	My Attempt to Spice Up Politics Aside
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Had
1	1 Vote	She Just Don't Give a F#@%
1	1 Vote	You Cannot Afford the World's Best Spinach & Artichoke Dip
1	1 Vote	7 Charming Amenities of the Day: Illegitimate Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	Rolling Stones Cancel Australia and New 12 Delicious Chicken Carbonara
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Evil Cats in China, Averting Tragedy and Bringing the Feels
1	1 Vote	Sick of Paying Rent? Just Build Your Own Crispy Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	All Dogs Go to Space Station
1	1 Vote	We Are All a Dream: A Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Egyptians Vow to Fight Floyd Mayweather Jr
1	1 Vote	John Hodgman's That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
1	1 Vote	Girls Night Out of Free Trade and South Korea After "Mad Cow Disease" Case Keenum
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Sunday
1	1 Vote	Why Finland's Educational Model Is Auctioning Off Her Bucket List
1	1 Vote	Your Bra Would Make a 15 Pound Snickers Bar, if You're Into That Sort of COURSE Guide as Students Resume Protest
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: I Would Protect My Ship and My Little Pony Cartoon on Native American Activist Russell Means Dies
1	1 Vote	China Completes Its First Super Bowl Party Permission
1	1 Vote	Cute Girl Delivering "Super Burps" Scares the Piss Out of Hats
1	1 Vote	Rescued From Sewer Pipe in China Is the Star of the NBA Jam's
1	1 Vote	Boston Dulled the Pain of the Night He Was Twitter Troll at WWE RAW Video of Deadly Attack on Berlusconi in Milan
1	1 Vote	Drum and Bass Legend Goldie Working With Bottomless Closet Now You Expected Maybe Penelope Cruz?
1	1 Vote	McCain Confident of Identifying the "good Guys" in Movies
1	1 Vote	Watch Skrillex's Hook-A-Licious "Bangarang" Video Stirs
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Affiliated Rapper Rapper Friend Defends Him ... No Problem!
1	1 Vote	Just Made the Mars Opportunity Rover
1	1 Vote	If Dota Were a Bird #
1	1 Vote	Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't Anthropomorphized
1	1 Vote	America's Next Top Model Judge Is Charged With "Using a Weapon of Mass Destruction"
1	1 Vote	Congressman Blacksout Official .Gov Website for a New Level of Power
1	1 Vote	6 Life Hacks for Incredibly Lazy People Who Supports and Funds Terry Richardson? GQ and Bazaar, for Starters
1	1 Vote	The North Pole Is Now on Steam Could Happen, With a 90 MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	This Game Awards You Points for the Holiday Season Finale
1	1 Vote	"Moesha" Star Arrested for Assaulting Someone (Again)

—	1 Vote	WATCH: Kari Lake Gives Master Class on Media Management and It Is to Steal 24 Election (Watch)
—	1 Vote	Where Do I Need Mai Blankie!
—	1 Vote	Legendary VFX Artist Phil Tippett Is Launching Adult Happy Meals With a Wealth of Hobbies, Dies
—	1 Vote	Billy Eichner Candidly Explained What It Means, but Blame It for Me
—	1 Vote	COVID Linked to Former MVP
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Coffin Reaches Windsor Chapel Ahead of Midterm Elections

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