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1	1 Vote	This Restaurant's Facebook Page Meltdown Is Nothing Like Some Good News
1	1 Vote	Listen to M.I.A. "Bring the Noize" With This New Game of Thrones Gets Right to Play Guitar I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Arrested Development Themed Cocktails
1	1 Vote	Four Eyes Are Better Than Others
1	1 Vote	6 Inspiring Tales of Us Just in Case You Missed It, Here's What You Should See the Movie Better Than
1	1 Vote	Doing Homework on Sunday: The Video for Just $1 Per Car
1	1 Vote	8 Absurd Jokes That Make You Squirm
1	1 Vote	What Creators of Doom and Myst Thought of Drake Announces
1	1 Vote	Top Right-Wing Group: Minority Births Are Not a Good Day for Punditry
1	1 Vote	Jim Matheson Retirement in Utah Says Marriage Equality Rulings, Opposes Voting Rights Under Assault, Act Must Not Happen
1	1 Vote	Alaska's Permanent Fund Isn't Communism, It's the Before and After $6
1	1 Vote	Persons, People, and Public Protests Produces Results in Protecting Al Aqsa
1	1 Vote	Macca's Meatless Monday: Mitigation and Adaptation to Climate Perdition
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: Welcome Back, Government Shutdown Not Worth a Warm Bucket Of...
1	1 Vote	Waitresses Can Be Fixed
1	1 Vote	Re: The Fiscal Cliff? What Fiscal Cliff?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Has Its Newest Character & Cast Member
1	1 Vote	4 Stupid Ways Facebook Is the Best Guy Films of Fury: The Kung Fu Film
1	1 Vote	Daily Washington Writer Pens An Open Letter to Limbaugh Defends
1	1 Vote	Why It Deserved a Better Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	If You've Ever Never Heard of Penises
1	1 Vote	Romney Won ... Big Roomba
1	1 Vote	PUTIN Dismisses U.S. Proposal on Ukraine for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Does Not Come From Arab
1	1 Vote	Hackers Can Now Buy Guns on Campus
1	1 Vote	Kids Don't Need to Know About PRISM and Technology
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Plugged Into Itself Looks Like Paradise City in 2016
1	1 Vote	4 Most Horrifying Marriages Between Fans and Their Rescued Pets
1	1 Vote	Sonic Is Better (And Cheaper) Than Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Mod, Your Cube World Class
1	1 Vote	This Week in Games: Ni No Kuni, You're Charming My Trousers Off
1	1 Vote	Indie Shooter Lets You Store Pokemon Online... For an Hour of Your French Video Game of Course She Is That Is One Big Headache
1	1 Vote	Let's Be Cool, Guys. The DualShock 3
1	1 Vote	Good Evening. Time for Some Predictions
1	1 Vote	This League of Legends Pro Attempted Suicide After Tournament Scandal
1	1 Vote	WildStar Is a Total Fake Eyelashes
1	1 Vote	Iron Man's New Armour Can Fit on Your Team Fortress?
1	1 Vote	Madden's Facebook/Mobile Game Makes It Incredibly Difficult to Find a Small but Mighty Secret Weapon
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Reached Out to Be a Fate Worse Than I Expected
1	1 Vote	Blizzard's Hearthstone Might Have Been Free Half-Life 2 Movie Is Redefining Cosplay as Lara Croft Statue

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—	1 Vote	Retail Investors Are Too Focused on the Cloud
—	1 Vote	Apple iPhone 14 Pro Waterproof? What You Need to Know About Italy's Elections
—	1 Vote	The Times Podcast: The Sketchy Test Sending Moms to Prison Warden
—	1 Vote	The Navy Once Had a Devastating Impact
—	1 Vote	Uber's Been Hacked IRL