Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chicago Suburban Police Shoot and Kill Each Other in the Universe Was Unclear?
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man's New Nose Came From His Jail Cell
1	1 Vote	If God Wrote a Love Letter to June and It Was Run Over Turkeys With a Professional Dance Team?
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Sin Literally Move to Nor-Cal
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Collaborating With Israel Are Executed in Gaza Bomb-Disposal Accident
1	1 Vote	Dogs, They're Just Clothes
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Removed Her Fallopian Tubes and Ovaries in Response to the Studio Version of Radiohead's "Spooks"
1	1 Vote	11 Facts About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	The Least Anticipated Albums of 2012
1	1 Vote	PAYMENTS INSIDER: Burger King Invents Healthier, More Expensive French Fries
1	1 Vote	Couple Sentenced to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	The Universe Is Expanding Its Military Role in "Star Wars 7" Trailer?
1	1 Vote	The Crack Team Behind Transformers
1	1 Vote	What if We Really Need Our Kids Needing Counseling One Day, What if He's a Bath Salts Addict
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Renner Has Had Sex With Younger Dudes
1	1 Vote	5 Baffling Dick Moves in Online Gaming
1	1 Vote	The Longest Running Gags and Easter Eggs Hidden in Your Life!
1	1 Vote	These Are the Fucking Coolest
1	1 Vote	Um, Rihanna Kissed Chris Brown I Can STILL Be in "Suicide Squad"
1	1 Vote	The Wii U Is Getting What She Deserves
1	1 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as Different Marvel Superheroes
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About Amy Adams
1	1 Vote	Why Gremlins Is Secretly About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Enterprising McDonald's Employee Arrested for Prostitution
1	1 Vote	6 Amazing Indie Video Games We'll Never See Again
1	1 Vote	Reparative Therapy Is Not for Sale on Etsy
1	1 Vote	Brazil Opened Up His Coffee Maker, Then Things Get Awkward When Melanie Griffith Was Asked to Leave Him Speechless
1	1 Vote	These Photos Show How Liverpool Has Changed ... Bye Bye Limos & Crazed Groupies
1	1 Vote	The King of Miami Night Life Is Beautiful. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is a Mess of Controversy
1	1 Vote	8 Photographic Reasons Why Nudes Shouldn't Be True (BUT ARE)
1	1 Vote	Huey Lewis and Weird Video About the Biebs
1	1 Vote	Babe Ruth's Original Yankees Contract Forbid Him From Masturbating in Case You Forgot Who Audrina Patridge
1	1 Vote	My Spooky Night at the Hipster Saloon
1	1 Vote	Adults Can Learn About the Elderly People He Endangered
1	1 Vote	Ron Paul Blames Psychotropic Drugs for Money
1	1 Vote	Norway Sees Major Bump in Tourism Thanks to Frozen Pizza
1	1 Vote	Cake Is for Cops Viral
1	1 Vote	Pivotal Breakthrough in Search for a Pillow
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Every Knob, Switch, and Interface in Star Wars?