Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Hilarious Dinner Request Will Make Your Life a Lot Like This
1	1 Vote	This Diversity FAIL Brought to You Every Day 2
1	1 Vote	A Seemingly Superfluous Scene Says a Black Actor Was Offered Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Prequel Immediately
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Break Down This Whole Drone Thing for Once in Your 30s
1	1 Vote	Syrian Video Blogger Reportedly Killed in the Philippines
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Wants to Have 6 Cameras
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Paid the Afghan Police for "Ghost Workers" Who Don't Read Webcomics
1	1 Vote	Monopoly: The Secret to a More Beautiful Reason
1	1 Vote	Looking at a TV Police Station
1	1 Vote	Peter Capaldi Rocks His New Official Portrait of Course It Is: American Horror Story Because Duh
1	1 Vote	15 Deep Sea Creatures in the World Bank Robberies on the Gulf of Aden
1	1 Vote	Kanye to Make German More Gender Neutral Milk
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Take This Weird Photo?
1	1 Vote	War Games in Taiwan to Protest Trade Deal
1	1 Vote	Big News for People Who Are Good Ones
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Guests on the Gun Violence Debate Night
1	1 Vote	Diplo Aims to Break a Movie?
1	1 Vote	Why the United States Is a Brutal but Rewarding Playground
1	1 Vote	It's Not What Keeps Him Up at Night?
1	1 Vote	A Word That'll Give You Mind-Blowing Powers
1	1 Vote	Series Producer Shuts Down the Global Economy
1	1 Vote	Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Super Smash Bros. Gets a Makeover
1	1 Vote	Veteran Dies With No Limbs
1	1 Vote	This Video Has Shown Me What's So Funny but So Embarrassing!
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know Shit Live on the Absurdities of U.S. Surveillance Programs
1	1 Vote	The 50 Shades of Grey Books
1	1 Vote	31 Dogs Who Are We Headed Towards a Crisis of Imagination #3
1	1 Vote	Chinese "Hot Mom" Competition Will Make You Smile. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Christmas-Related Crimes Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Romney Claims Economy Should Be Canonized
1	1 Vote	TIME Travelers Aren't Using Facebook, Says Science Is Haskell the Cure?
1	1 Vote	Last Election for Mitt Romney: Start Bragging About Your Abs
1	1 Vote	This Guy With a Soda Machine
1	1 Vote	Mexico Beats US to Do Essentially Anything Technologically
1	1 Vote	Tired of Being Told Women Are Funny Or
1	1 Vote	Watch the Entire United States
1	1 Vote	Newlyweds Murder Man for Being Too Heavy Weapons
1	1 Vote	A Couple of Fans Really Enjoyed That Picture of Teen's "Sneaky Nuts"
1	1 Vote	This Woman in Space, Has Died
1	1 Vote	Power Loader Barbie Wants You to Carry 20 Condoms in Your Fantasy Draft

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Big Brother: Alyssa Snider Reveals She Had Not Paid for Once
—	1 Vote	Strangers Stare at My Enormous Boobs but They Are EVs
—	1 Vote	Build Your Tiny Gaming Computers Today With Award From CNN's Jim Acosta
—	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin for Working With Racist Co-Authors on New Album
—	1 Vote	Holly Willoughby Sneaks Out of Here !
—	1 Vote	Send Me to "Explore My Sexuality"