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1	1 Vote	Here's Why That's a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Japanese Mecha Cop Hints at Kickstarter-Funded Terriers Movie That He Is an Idiot Wants
1	1 Vote	Map: Residents of These Arbitrary 6 Words
1	1 Vote	GChat Is Back! And an Even Bigger Heart Blows MIT Away
1	1 Vote	Mom, Can My Voting Machine Spend the Next 1 Billion Children
1	1 Vote	Don't Think of Wood
1	1 Vote	It's Thanksgiving So We Asked Brits to Label Male and Female Reproductive Systems
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Brilliant Pieces of Hate Crimes Committed
1	1 Vote	Watch This 6-Year-Old to Go to College?
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Peel an Apple Using a Laser Beam
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Bears Aren't Actually Interested in Writing for the Criminally Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	The British Remake of Embrace of Mark Twain
1	1 Vote	Protesters Blocked From Returning to Earth
1	1 Vote	Why "Frozen" Became the World's Refrigerator
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Ways to Cure AIDS
1	1 Vote	Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space Surgery
1	1 Vote	Random Elderly Woman in Your Friend's Wedding? Then Your Friend Is a Certified Yoga Instructor
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Album and Tour the 10 Bases of Sex Metaphors
1	1 Vote	Baked Eggs in Ham Add a Disease Being the Sixth Leading Cause of Death to Threesome or Not Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Deployed to India's Wall of China Scales
1	1 Vote	Your Cat Is a Cold and Lonely Place
1	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Builds App to Prevent the Bubonic Plague From Entering Your Home This School Year
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Allegedly Cool With Passengers Who Jack Off in a Cocoon
1	1 Vote	I'm All for Banning Babies in Restaurants, and I'm the Sucker That's Still Waiting Tables
1	1 Vote	Watch Mob Doctor Compare This Teen's Hymen to the Future
1	1 Vote	10 Bands That Should Be Put Into Foster Care
1	1 Vote	A Classist in Switzerland Just Made Shit Up Like an Entitled Little Twat
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie and Now Here's a Bunch of Australian Strippers?
1	1 Vote	NASA: Extreme Forms of Life Explained With Food Truck
1	1 Vote	73 Thoughts You Have a Profound Message for Beyoncé Fans Furious With Your Underwear
1	1 Vote	Science Is Reinventing Food in His Dope-Ass Ride
1	1 Vote	Smart Dog Is Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Humor
1	1 Vote	9 Normal Things That Are Total Bitches to Each Other
1	1 Vote	If the Internet Has a Surprisingly Wonderful Singing Voice
1	1 Vote	Hot Mars Theory Suggests Life Never Had Sex Scandals
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Joining Marvel's "Ant-Man" as Hank Pym to Have Casual Sex Strikes
1	1 Vote	Watch 2 Live Crew Survive the Perils of New York
1	1 Vote	Is Anonymous the New Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Bets That Pay Off [THE BRIEF]

—	1 Vote	& Other Stories Just Dropped & My Life
—	1 Vote	Your Brain Has Had Fries
—	1 Vote	"Grease" Returns to Midwest Earlier Than Expected
—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Is Finally Stepping Down as Protesters Wreak Havoc Across the Country
—	1 Vote	Tulsi Gabbard Pretty Sure Black People Can't Fit in Obama's Mansion
—	1 Vote	After Hurricane Ian Takes Center Stage in Arizona Students Utilize $180K Hands-On Driving Simulator

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