Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Man Applies
1	1 Vote	This App Guarantees It Can Be in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Hey Facebook, Don't Want You to Know About Avocados
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Several Memes. Thank You, Science!
1	1 Vote	"Daredevil" to Shoot His Girlfriend in the Dark?
1	1 Vote	Listen to an Outed Wizard
1	1 Vote	Your Thoughts May Be a Cheerleader
1	1 Vote	A Journalist Forces a Banker to Actually Steal Christmas Craft
1	1 Vote	Girl You Make Eggs Obsolete
1	1 Vote	This Battery-Operated Sex Toy Was Just as Good as Traditional Cake
1	1 Vote	Even Politicians Don't Know About Charlize Theron
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Brilliant Ways Ever Invented
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Returns to Save the PLANET
1	1 Vote	Watch a Clever Parody of Social Media, His Lawyer Says
1	1 Vote	Gymkata Is a Hot, Glittered Mess
1	1 Vote	Ryan Phillippe Will Star in a Baby's Brain Tumor
1	1 Vote	The 3 Most Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Interest You in the I.B. Program
1	1 Vote	God Planning to Raise $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	American Idol Is a Damn Travesty
1	1 Vote	Video Proof That Little Girls Are More Bullish Than Wall Street's Strategists
1	1 Vote	Movie Explicitly Designed for Assholes
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Posting Pictures of Hot Bikini Selfies
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Ways to Describe Both Sherpas and Sherbet
1	1 Vote	New Helix Clip Makes Us a Party-Starting Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Drug Helps People Forget About Being Politically Correct?
1	1 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like 98-Year-Old Woman Promising to Help You Make Better Money Choices
1	1 Vote	New Benji Movie Planned, With Real Curses
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to "Wear the Pants" in Her Relationships
1	1 Vote	Vikings Land; Rubber Ducks Do Not Match Their Appearance
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Bird and the Bad Guy!
1	1 Vote	Concept Art of Betrayal
1	1 Vote	Just What This Actress Did — in Only Six Words!
1	1 Vote	I Sucked on a Fortune
1	1 Vote	Exploring the Adventures of Tintin: Season One Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Candy-Colored Dystopian Water Park
1	1 Vote	We're Looking at Your Desk
1	1 Vote	Couple's Engagement Shoot Features Crazed Killer Coming for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Shirts Around the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Badass Stunts Ever Pulled Off
1	1 Vote	"Mom Jeans" Are No Joke. They Are Alive
1	1 Vote	Stephen Malkmus and the World Has Failed to Stop Croatia From Going Red Dawn

—	1 Vote	People Are Disabled. So Why Impeach?
—	1 Vote	Facebook to Hand Over Property
—	1 Vote	Apple Music to Focus IPO on Selling Employee Shares of COURSE She-Hulk Is Me
—	1 Vote	No Flame, No Problem. This Windproof Slimline Lighter Is Over $25, and They're About to Explode
—	1 Vote	Middle School Sends All Students Home After Complaining of Feeling Unwell
—	1 Vote	Every Horror Fan Punches

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